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Forests Being ‘Slaughtered for Toilet Paper,’ Actress Declares

(Sigh) What are they supposed to make TP out of…sunflowers? From CNS News:

“I think there is a dumbing-down bias (in the media) frankly,” said Daphne Zuniga, who starred in the television series “Melrose Place.”

“The press is reporting things that are absolutely irrelevant to any of our lives and they are sensationalistic and it is damaging,” Zuniga told Cybercast News Service. She made the comments Wednesday night at the Washington Press Club Foundation’s 61st annual congressional dinner, which she attended as a guest of Congressional Quarterly.

“We start to think that these things are important, like [the rape trial of NBA star] Kobe Bryant and [the molestation trial of] Michael Jackson and yada, yada, and meanwhile, you know, endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper, you know, sequoias — whatever it is,” Zuniga said.

You can always tell the IQ (or lack thereof) of someone who constantly uses “like” and “you know” in a sentence. Read that last paragraph again. Try to imagine it being said in Butthead’s voice: “Uhhhh—it’s like, a sequoia…or something!”

Huh-huh…that was cool!

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February 10, 2005 - Posted by | Uncategorized

5 Comments »

  1. Daphne,
    I am the Great Cornholio, I need TP for my Bunghole!

    Comment by Anonymous | February 10, 2005

  2. “Are you threatening me? Do not anger my bunghole!”

    Comment by Jonathan | February 10, 2005

  3. Not for me, but for my people in Lake Titicaca! Titicaca!

    You bring me chimichanga?

    Zuniga, you will worship the almighty Bunghole, and bring it TP!

    !_0_!
    .. I
    ./ \.

    Brought to you by the Florida Cornholio Project
    Fighting Tree Hugging Celebrities for TP and Bunghole Rights

    (Sorry, the Left Justify set-up on the comment board messes with the logo.)

    Comment by ManicNole | February 10, 2005

  4. Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!Plop!

    Do you have any…oleo?

    Comment by Jonathan | February 10, 2005

  5. Settle down, Bevis…

    Comment by Anonymous | February 11, 2005


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