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Teen sends threatening e-mails to Bush

Excerpt from article:

A 13-year-old boy has been charged with a felony for sending two e-mails threatening President George W. Bush ahead of his upcoming visit to Cincinnati, Ohio, local media reported.

The boy, who lives in a Kentucky suburb of Cincinnati, was allowed to remain in his mother’s custody ahead of an upcoming court appearance to face the charge of terroristic threatening.
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An investigation was launched when the town’s mayor received an anonymous e-mail threatening the president, who is expected to throw the first pitch for the Cincinnati Reds baseball team on Monday.

A second e-mail was also sent to the White House, Vice President Dick Cheney and the Pentagon.

The crack team of investigative journalists here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (or CLOWNS) have recovered a book report he wrote for his seventh-grade geography class entitled “The Top Ten Things I Want to Be When I Grow Up and Hopefully Bush Will Already Be Worm Food” The list is as follows:

1. Contributor for the Daily Kos
2. Hairdresser for NBC’s David Gregory
3. Editor of the New York Times
4. Chairman of the DNC
5. Senator from California
6. Public liaison for Code Pink
7. Professional protestor for the Earth Liberation Front
8. Clerk at Starbucks
9. Attorney for the ACLU
10. Anchor for CBS News

CLOWNS…infiltrating the media more, with every passing day!

March 29, 2006 Posted by crushliberalism | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

Dems finally reveal security plans?

Yes, they do…well, sort of. From Breitbart/AP:

Eyeing House and Senate elections this fall, Democrats are stepping up their effort to cut into the public perception that Republicans are stronger on national security.

Congressional Democrats vow to provide U.S. agents with the resources to hunt down Osama bin Laden and ensure a “responsible redeployment of U.S. forces” from Iraq in 2006 in a national security policy statement House and Senate Democratic leaders were announcing Wednesday.

Are Democrats implying that U.S. agents haven’t been provided with the necessary resources to find OBL? If so, how come this is the first time in the nearly 5 years after the 9/11 attacks that we’re hearing about this? Were concerns not voiced in that time frame?

Also, please allow me to offer a translation for you fine folks. I have become fluent at translating “Democrap” over the years, so here’s a translation for you:

A “responsible redeployment of U.S. forces” from Iraq in 2006 means “cut and run from Iraq.” Pelosi, Murtha, and others have said as much. Hope that helps!

Anyway, what details do we get from the Democrats on how to find OBL or “responsibly deploy” Iraq troops?

The Democratic statement lacks specific details of a plan to capture bin Laden, the al-Qaida chief who has evaded U.S. forces in the more than four years since the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks.
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They say: “We will ensure 2006 is a year of significant transition to full Iraqi sovereignty, with the Iraqis assuming primary responsibility for security and governing their country and with the responsible redeployment of U.S. forces.”

How so? Now that is just so unlike them to be vague and offer no specifics! For those of you on the left, the prior sentence was sarcasm.

I have maintained from the beginning that if the Dems will come out with a plan of their own, instead of reflexive bitching and obstruction, they might stand a chance of doing the unthinkable: actually winning an election! However, when I said that they should offer a plan, I actually meant that the plan should have specifics!

After all, John F’ing Kerry told us repeatedly in 2004 that he had a plan…and then he never told us what the plan was. I guess he was for a plan, before he was against it.

March 29, 2006 Posted by crushliberalism | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

Chocolate City selling flooded school buses on eBay

The Mayor of Chocolate City…er, New Orleans…has discovered an innovative way to raise money: auctioning off the buses he allowed to sit motionless leading up to Hurricane Katrina. From Breitbart/AP:

Starved for cash, the New Orleans school district is taking a long shot and hoping to sell its flooded, unsalvageable school buses on eBay.

Some submerged to their roofs in the black flood waters, the yellow school buses were widely photographed in the days after Hurricane Katrina and have become an icon of the city’s devastated school system.

Uh, not quite, AP. The buses became an icon of the city’s hamhanded, inept, and grossly and criminally negligent handling of the evacuation prior to Hurricane Katrina. By now, we’ve all seen the pictures of the flooded school buses sitting motionless near the Superdome, and we’ve all heard Mayor Ray “School Bus” Nagin’s shameful excuse that they couldn’t be used because there were no unionized or government workers to drive the buses.

Speaking of which:

The district plans to contract out its student transportation.

Oh, so now it’s OK for non-government entities to be driving buses? They couldn’t drive the buses to save people’s lives, but they can shuttle folks now that the city is half-full! I guess hindsight is 20/20, eh Mayor Nestle?

March 29, 2006 Posted by crushliberalism | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

LA to cite truant students for protesting

High school students have been skipping class, purportedly to “protest” the attempts to enforce our illegal alien laws. Why they have been skipping class probably depends on your perspective: some would say to object to the efforts to stop illegal immigration, and others would say that it’s because they’re a bunch of lazy ass slackers who are looking for an excuse to skip school.

Anyway, LA is going to try to put a stop to this truancy. Excerpt from article:

Despite school lockdowns and rainy weather, some 11,000 students from nearly two dozen Los Angeles County campuses skipped school Tuesday as immigrant-rights rallies continued, leading to some arrests.
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About 8,000 students from the Los Angeles Unified School District and 3,000 students from other schools countywide took part in protests Tuesday, or at least did not show up for class, LAUSD Superintendent Roy Romer said. Beginning Wednesday, LAUSD students who do not show up for school will automatically be considered truant, Romer said.

“It’s one thing to have a spontaneous demonstration of free speech, but it’s another to have continued absences,” Romer said during a City Hall news conference Tuesday afternoon. “A parent has a legal obligation to have their youngsters in school.”

Such a crackdown must be because of racism, right? Can’t stand to see a bunch of Latino kids exercising their First Amendment rights, huh? There’s just one problem with that theory:

“Our first priority is to keep our kids safe, that they need to be back in school,” Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa said after meeting with Romer, Bratton and Sheriff Lee Baca this afternoon. “And it’s important for parents to understand that beginning today we will be strictly applying our truancy laws.”

The mayor of LA is Hispanic…and he wants to “strictly” enforce truancy laws? Uh, never mind about that “racism” thingee.

Freedom of speech doesn’t mean that you can skip school to exercise it, and face no consequences. Geez, considering that they’re breaking immigration laws and truancy laws, that kind of shoots holes in the “we’re just a bunch of law-abiding hard-working people” mantra, doesn’t it?

March 29, 2006 Posted by crushliberalism | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment