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Teen sends threatening e-mails to Bush

Excerpt from article:

A 13-year-old boy has been charged with a felony for sending two e-mails threatening President George W. Bush ahead of his upcoming visit to Cincinnati, Ohio, local media reported.

The boy, who lives in a Kentucky suburb of Cincinnati, was allowed to remain in his mother’s custody ahead of an upcoming court appearance to face the charge of terroristic threatening.
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An investigation was launched when the town’s mayor received an anonymous e-mail threatening the president, who is expected to throw the first pitch for the Cincinnati Reds baseball team on Monday.

A second e-mail was also sent to the White House, Vice President Dick Cheney and the Pentagon.

The crack team of investigative journalists here at the Crush Liberalism Objective World News Service (or CLOWNS) have recovered a book report he wrote for his seventh-grade geography class entitled “The Top Ten Things I Want to Be When I Grow Up and Hopefully Bush Will Already Be Worm Food” The list is as follows:

1. Contributor for the Daily Kos
2. Hairdresser for NBC’s David Gregory
3. Editor of the New York Times
4. Chairman of the DNC
5. Senator from California
6. Public liaison for Code Pink
7. Professional protestor for the Earth Liberation Front
8. Clerk at Starbucks
9. Attorney for the ACLU
10. Anchor for CBS News

CLOWNS…infiltrating the media more, with every passing day!

March 29, 2006 - Posted by crushliberalism | Uncategorized