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Prison farts are dangerous

Not a political post, but an interesting/amusing one. From AOL News:

Brian Bruggeman caused a stink at the Lincoln County Jail earlier this month and will now have to answer for it in court. Another inmate, Jesse Dorris, alleges that Bruggeman’s flatulence, passed in close proximity to Dorris, sparked a Dec. 14 fight between the two at the jail.

Now Bruggeman, 38, faces a Jan. 11 preliminary hearing on the state’s complaint of assault by a confined person. It’s a felony punishable by up to five years in prison.

Bruggeman is accused of injuring Dorris, his cellmate, when he pushed him into cell bars. Dorris, 26, was not charged.

The two began scuffling, County Attorney Jeff Meyer said Tuesday, because Dorris was fed up with Bruggeman’s flatulence.

Jail fights are common, Meyer said, but the cause of this one was rather uncommon.

Moral of the story: if you plan on farting in the foreseeable future, don’t do anything that will get you incarcerated first.

December 27, 2006 Posted by | Uncategorized | Leave a Comment

   

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