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Joke of the day

Thanks to Kanaka Girl for passing this on to me. Indulge me if you’ve seen this before.

Students were assigned to read 2 books, “Titanic” and “My Life” by Bill Clinton and turn in book reports on each of them. One sharp witted studentturned in the following book Report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories and hence only one book report was required. His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:

TITANIC: $29.99
CLINTON: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose’s dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let’s not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica’s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn’t remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica…ooh, let’s not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary… basically, the same thing.

March 20, 2007 Posted by | humor | Leave a Comment

San Fran-istan leading the pack again

Must.resist.urge.to.make.pun.on.”pack” and San Franistan! From LGF:

As always, the San Francisco anti-war rallies beat the rest of the nation in the Sheer Lunacy department. Zombie was there, and yes … so were the Angry Furries, with their personal electronic devices and tambourines. US flag desecration, anti-Israel hatred, 9/11 conspiracy kooks, it’s all here.

Seriously, you have GOT to go here and look at the pictures and their captions. I don’t so much care for the pictures, but Zombie does a hilarious job at highlighting the idiocy of the moonbats at the rally. Here’s but a mere single example, with Zombie’s caption underneath:


Which pleople?

I’m telling you, GO SEE IT…it’s hilarious how these people actually expect to be taken seriously!

March 20, 2007 Posted by | moonbats, San Francisco | Leave a Comment

Today’s edition of "But…but…they support the troops!"

As usual, if you haven’t taken this opportunity to question their patriotism, feel free to do so now. From Milwaukee:

Police have arrested four people and are questioning about 20 more in connection with vandalism that took place at an east side Army recruiting office tonight.

Officers were called to the 3100 block of Oakland Ave. around 8 p.m. were Iraq War protesters clad in black, carrying torches and wearing ski masks were reportedly setting off smoke bombs and throwing paint as they approached an Army recruiting center on the block, said Sgt. Eric Pfeiffer, of the Milwaukee Police Department.

Someone threw an object through the recruitment center’s window and spread what appears to be human waste inside before running off, Pfeiffer said.

Exit question: is it better to be a “chickenhawk” or a “chickensh#t“?

UPDATE (3/20/2007 – 8:40 A.M. EST): Portland’s moonbats burn a soldier and American flag in effigy, as well as hold up signs reading “F#ck the troops”, at their rally (hat tip to LGF). At the risk of sounding redundant, I again beseech you: Feel free to question their patriotism.

March 20, 2007 Posted by | Iraq, moonbats | Leave a Comment

   

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