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Surprise: boy provokes croc and gets attacked!

Audition for the Darwin Awards. Hilarity ensues. From FNC:

A crocodile shot to death in south China during a search for a missing 9-year-old student was found to contain the child’s remains, the official Xinhua News Agency said.

The crocodile was shot Saturday in a park in Beihai, a city in the Guangxi region, by investigators looking for the missing child. Investigators confirmed that human remains found in the reptile were that of the student, the report said.

The child, surnamed Liu, disappeared Friday after Liu and three other children climbed over the fence around a pool in the park that had been used to stage crocodile shows, Xinhua said.

“The children shot the animals with catapults and beat them with wooden sticks,” the agency said. “One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu’s clothes and dragged him into water, where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles.”

Dumbass. The kids climbed a fence, antagonized some crocodiles, so just what in the hell did they think was going to happen?

April 23, 2007 - Posted by crushliberalism | non-political