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Rosie O finds cure for cancer: Just tell the truth

Now she freakin’ tells us! From Hot Air:

If you believe fire can’t melt steel, I guess this isn’t too much of a stretch:

Mike writes:

Did you really tell a cancer patient that liars get cancer?

i had a conversation
with a friend/co worker
about how the physical and spiritual r connected

that the darkness is where disease lives

all humans lie

Allahpundit refers to this before-seen phenomenon as the “progressive ‘liar’ theory of oncology.”

If only she would have let the world know this years ago, think of the lives we could have saved! Family members and friends of mine who have died from cancer would still be alive today if only they hadn’t been such deceptively good liars. I mean, I didn’t think these people near and dear to me were so dishonest, but using Rosie O’Qaeda’s pretzel logic, they must have been. How disappointing!

Question, then, for Dr. Round Mound of Sound: what kind of cancer does Bill Clinton have? Were I a betting man, I’d guess prostate, but I suppose it’s in poor taste to venture a guess as to the type of cancer that Bubba must surely have.

For those of you on the left, the above is sarcasm. I’m trying to say that the tinfoil hat that Rosie O’Qaeda wears must have cut a little too deeply into her head to make her say such an outrageously stupid thing. Then again, looking at her track record, I’d say such idiocy is par for the course for that wench.

August 20, 2007 Posted by | moonbats | 3 Comments

Silky Pony helps to foreclose on poor New Orleans homeowners

Silky’s been telling anyone who will halfway listen to him (which, judging by his position in the polls, means “hardly anyone”) that the current state of New Orleans is Bush’s fault and that the Silkmesiter will fix everything himself. He of the “Two Americas” speech has indeed acted on the Chocolate City, though I suspect his supporters (both of them) and his handlers didn’t quite expect it to be handled this way:

Democratic presidential contender John Edwards has investing ties to subprime lenders who are foreclosing on victims of Katrina, according to a report published Friday.

The Wall Street Journal said there are 34 homes in New Orleans that face foreclosure from the subprime unit of Fortress Investment Group. Edwards has about $16 million in Fortress, a hedge fund and private equity manager, the newspaper said.

Edwards, the former senator from North Carolina, has been a vocal critic of subprime lenders and told the Journal that he would assist homeowners in New Orleans who face foreclosure from businesses linked to Fortress or who have already lost their homes.

Sure, he’s willing to assist homeowners, after he’s assisted himself first. While he bellyaches about the predatory practices of subprime mortgage lenders, he’s getting richer and richer off of said predators. Silky’s best bet is for Ann Coulter to say something about this so he can go start another fundraiser of the “she-devil” and get the attention off of his shamelessness and hypocrisy.

August 20, 2007 Posted by | hypocrisy, John Edwards, shameful | 1 Comment

Quote of the day

Break out the violin for this jaw-dropper:

A Brazilian man who agreed to be identified by his first name initial and last name, Santos, 27, knows well the risks he takes. He can be stopped by the police and sent to court, but what he fears the most is that any encounter with the law can lead to deportation.

And yet he drives.

“I feel like a soldier who has been sent to war and is forced to kill people,” said Santos, who drives with an expired Brazilian driver’s license. “I don’t have a choice.”…

Oh. My. God (insert deity du jour here). Being a criminal alien and driving without a license (two crimes…so much for that “law-abiding folks” meme! – Ed.) are both akin to being a soldier in a war and killing people? Un. Freakin. Believable!

(Sidebar: the story identifies the man as a “Brazilian man who agreed to be identified by his first name initial and last name”, then listed only one name: Santos. Now while I did go to Florida State University, I’m pretty sure they taught us in Remedial Math 101 the concept of one versus two. I only see one name there: Santos. Is that supposed to be like McLovin or something?)

August 20, 2007 Posted by | illegal immigration, quote of the day | Leave a Comment

Dubya and his amnesty minions trying to sabotage enforcement?

I’m not totally sure I buy this, but I have to concede that it makes perfect sense. From Kaus at Salon:

Bush–You Asked for It, Yahoos! Is the recently announced Bush crackdown on employers of illegal immigrants

1) a desperate, Lindsey Graham-like make-up call to placate conservatives by enforcing existing laws (a possible trust-building precondition to winning some of them over to legalization of currently-illegal residents) or

2) a Leninesque attempt to heighten the contradictions and create pressure for legalization by demonstrating to business and the media that actually enforcing the existing immigration laws is intolerable?

Day In/Day Out wonders too. … If it’s option 2, of course, then Homeland Security might intentionally choose to enforce the law in as clumsy, heartless, and lawsuit-inspiring a fashion as possible, in order to create the maximum number of negative headlines. … Certainly the case for the paranoid option (2) was enhanced by the LAT ‘s report on the crackdown, featuring bitter you-asked-for-it-now-you’re-going-to-get-it quotes from Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff:

Chertoff acknowledged. “There will be some unhappy consequences for the economy out of doing this,” he said in an interview with The Times.

Chertoff said he had little sympathy for businesses that hire illegal workers, saying they should have seen the crackdown coming after the Senate failed to pass immigration reform. “We have been crystal clear about what the consequences would be,” he said. …[snip]

Chertoff suggested that once the provisions had been in force for a while, Congress would see immigration reform in a different light.

“Everybody who criticized comprehensive immigration reform for being too complex, maybe now they’re going to realize it’s complex because there are a lot of interconnected pieces to this and when you try to deal with only one corner of it, you wind up with a huge impact on something else,” he said. [E.A.]

Bush Commerce Secretary Carlos Gutierrez is also quoted saying, in effect, that the effort he just launched will lead to disaster. (“We do not have the workers our economy needs … Ultimately congress will have to pass comprehensive immigration reform.”)

Do you trust these men to implement the plan skillfully when they have an explicit interest in causing pain? For example, wouldn’t it be better to focus enforcement on new hires whose Social Security numbers don’t match, rather than disruptively forcing the firing of existing workers who may have been here for decades? But of course, if it’s strategy #2 Bush is pursuing, then destroying the lives of decades-long residents exactly what Chertoff should be focusing on, because that’s what will generate the horror stories that might fuel a new push for amnesty. … It’s a new twist on the old Washington Monthly “Firemen First” Principle, in which agencies defend their budgets by making cuts in the most disruptive manner possible, typically by firing firemen and cops. …

I’m paranoid. I don’t trust Chertoff–he seems personally embittered by his “comprehensive” humiliation. I’d focus on new hires, not existing workers. But so far the anti-comprehensive camp–including, for example, Mark Krikorian, Polipundit and Terry Jeffrey–thinks highly of the Bush crackdown. Will they wake up in a few months and realize they’ve been snookered, or Lenined? …

So what do you think?  Do you think BushCo (to use the nutroots’ term) is trying to botch enforcement in the public eye so as to garner sympathy for amnesty?

August 20, 2007 Posted by | illegal immigration | 5 Comments

Al Gore wants your kids to die

It’s not bad enough that the Goreacle says stupid shiite like this. Now, he’s inviting our kids to be flattened like crepes by bulldozers a la Rachel Corrie, all for Mother Gaia. From Newsbusters:

Soon-to-be-Dr. Al Gore is now encouraging citizens “to engage in peaceful protests to block major new carbon sources” stating that he “‘can’t understand why there aren’t rings of young people blocking bulldozers, and preventing them from constructing coal-fired power plants.”’

As Noel Sheppard observes:

So, folks like Gore and his ilk successfully forced American electricity companies to totally abandon nuclear power generation in the ’70s thereby moving towards coal. Now, these same folks want to prohibit the use of coal.

Isn’t it clear that they just don’t like energy, and that whatever we power our houses with, it’s bad?

It is bad, indeed…unless we own big carbon-hogging behemoth polluting mansions like the Goreacle’s humble abode. Then, it’s hunky dory.

August 18, 2007 Posted by | Gore | 8 Comments

Al Gore wants you (and me) to die

From Newsbusters:

Though Austin Chronicle writer Robert Bryce is likely not a household name, his column published in Thursday’s Energy Tribune is a must-read for all anthropogenic global warming skeptics.

In “Al Gore’s Zero Emissions Makes Zero Sense,” Bryce not only skewered the Global Warmingist in Chief’s schlockumentary “An Inconvenient Truth,” but he also deliciously mocked all the sycophant devotees of the former vice president that have failed to recognize the obvious as they tour the country professing imminent planetary doom at the hands of a naturally occurring gas that happens to be a necessity to all forms of life.

With that in mind, Bryce marvelously began with one of the world’s greatest truisms (emphasis added throughout):

It is the nature of civilization to use energy and it’s the nature of liberalism to feel bad about it.

Honestly, have you ever heard any statement that better describes this whole debate?

Fortunately, Bryce wasn’t even warmed up yet:

Here’s my review: it is an overly simplistic look at a complex problem and it concludes with one of the single stupidest statements ever put on film. Yes, that’s harsh criticism. But it’s the right one, given that just before the final credits, in a segment addressing what individuals can do about global warming, the following line appears onscreen: “In fact, you can even reduce your carbon emissions to zero.”

This statement is so blatantly absurd that I am still stunned, weeks after watching Gore’s movie, that none of the dozens of smart people involved in the production of the movie – including, particularly, Gore himself – paused to wonder aloud something to the effect of, “Hey, what about breathing? Don’t we produce carbon dioxide through respiration?”

The answer, is yes, we do. Thus, by including the claim that you can “reduce your carbon emissions to zero” the film’s producers might as well have hung a sign around Gore’s neck that says “I’m an idiot.”

Does that mean all of the folks that are buying Gore’s snake oil must also be wearing such a sign around their necks?

The entire column is freakin’ hilarious.

The only way to reduce your carbon emission to zero is to…quit breathing. For those of you on the left, that means the end result would be death. The fact that Al Gore won an Oscar for saying something so monumentally stupid is a strong indicator of the intellect of the people who gave him that award and heaped praise upon him for being such a “deep thinking” guy.

August 17, 2007 Posted by | environuts, global warming, Gore | 10 Comments

Quote of the day

I wish Ace would include “Beverage Warnings” like I do! From Ace of Spades:

DU, DKos (The New Political Center of America) HuffPo, and sundry other jagoffs are well-nigh drenched in hot Che-Che tears over the conviction (of Padilla. – Ed.). They are brave enough to show their love for America by supporting its enemies who would kill Americans.

Those who love America show it by denigrating and beating the shit out of her at every opportunity. Call it the Ike Turner school of patriotism.

Ace, you b#stard, you owe me a new monitor, because I just sprayed this one with Diet Coke after reading that last line!

August 17, 2007 Posted by | Jose Padilla, moonbats, quote of the day | Leave a Comment

Padilla convicted

José Padilla ws convicted yesterday, and I am delighted. Those of you who have been here for a while know my position on the whole Padilla affair: the government was just flat wrong to hold him for over three years without charging him with a crime.

He was not an “enemy combatant”, but an American citizen. Period. As an American citizen, he was denied his constitutional rights, under the guise of “Well, he’s not really an American citizen. He’s an ‘enemy combatant’.” That was crap. If all it takes is the federal government to call you an “enemy combatant” to jail you indefinitely, then I am truly frightened for the republic.

Before you think I’ve gone soft on terrorists, let me restate my sole objection: Padilla is an American citizen! He has the same rights as I do. I’ve said from the beginning that I think he’s guilty as sin, but he’s entitled to a jury trial. Well, he got one. They convicted him. Now I’m satisfied. I just hope this kind of flauting of the Constitution never happens again.

Having said all this, look how the MSM spins it:

The charges brought in civilian court in Miami, however, were a pale shadow of those initial [dirty bomb] claims in part because Padilla, 36, was interrogated about the plot when he was held as an enemy combatant for 3 1/2 years in military custody with no lawyer present and was not read his Miranda rights.

Run-on sentence aside (get an editor, people!), I’m guessing it escapes these bozos that even without being tried on or convicted of the dirty bomb plot, he’s virtually guaranteed to serve a life sentence (or close to it). Salon bellyaches that the dirty bomb plot was never proven, and that the “only thing” the feds proved was that Padilla conspired with Al Qaeda to kill people. Yeah, what a bummer that this was the only thing we proved, right?

By the way, Osama bin Lopez’ mom weighed in on her son’s conviction. BEVERAGE ALERT…PUT DOWN YOUR DRINK NOW! You have been warned!

After the decision was announced, Padilla’s mother, Estella Lebron, told CNN her son will appeal the verdict.

“I’m not surprised by anything in this place anymore,” she said. “This is a Republican city.”

The trial was held in…Miami! The GOP doesn’t have a majority of anything in Miami!

August 17, 2007 Posted by | Jose Padilla | 2 Comments

Kos kooks spawn a Democrat “anti-Kos”

Not everyone on the Dem side is in bed with the Kos-tards. From Opinion Journal:

Texas Democrat Henry Cuellar is today fond of quoting a famous Lyndon Johnson line: “You know the difference between cannibals and liberals? Cannibals only eat their enemies.”

Mr. Cuellar would know, having found himself the main course on liberals’ election menu just last year. A centrist Democrat who is pro-business, free-trade and strong on law enforcement, the congressman was designated an apostate by the left-wing Netroots crowd. They decamped to his district and bankrolled a liberal primary challenger. Mr. Cuellar triumphed, though Daily Kos founder Markos Moulitsas would later swagger on his blog: “So we didn’t kill off Cuellar. But we gave him a whooping where none was expected and made him sweat.” (You’ll see in a second just what kind of “whooping” the Kooks supposedly adminstered. I guess it depends on the meaning of the word “whooping”, huh? – Ed.)

Which is the point. If the liberal blogging phenomenon deserves to be known for anything, it is the strategy to intimidate or silence anyone who disagrees with its own out-of-the-mainstream views. That muzzling has been on full display in recent weeks as Mr. Moulitsas and fellow online speech police have launched a campaign against the centrist Democratic Leadership Council. DLC Chairman Harold Ford, Jr. was even thwacked last week for daring to speak to this editorial page (my sincere apologies, Mr. Ford)–the clear goal to discourage him from making such a free-speech mistake again.

Yet a lively midweek chat with Mr. Cuellar suggests that this campaign of threats isn’t necessarily having the intended effect. If anything, it might be backfiring. “They win when they intimidate people,” says Mr. Cuellar. “I’ve taken everything they’ve thrown, plus their kitchen sink, and I still stand proud as a moderate-conservative Democrat.” He says his triumph over blogger fire has only strengthened his conviction that his party will only win elections if it continues to be a “big tent” open to all views. “To make that tent smaller, to force people–not to persuade, but to force, because these are threats–to quiet down, that’s destructive in the long term and the short term.”

Mr. Cuellar’s 2006 victory may be the truest proof of those words. While many of the Democrats’ toughest races were fought in conservative-leaning districts, Mr. Cuellar hails from the 28th, a Democratic area near San Antonio, home to many border towns and a significant Hispanic population. Liberal bloggers may have thought they’d have an easy time turning the Texan into an example of what happens to “traitors” to their cause. They mounted a spendy campaign behind the more liberal Ciro Rodriguez, who’d only lost by 203 votes to Mr. Cuellar in 2004.

Instead, Democrats, Independents and even Republicans rallied around the incumbent, who had impressed them with his support for the Central America Free Trade Agreement, his push to reform the public-school system and his pro-business stance. This time, Mr. Cuellar beat Mr. Rodriguez in the primary 53% to 41%, and then went on to get 68% of the general-election vote. “They poured out negative ads and hundreds of thousands of dollars, but in the end I knew my district a lot better than they did.” (Some “whooping”, eh, Markos? – Ed.)

For proof, Mr. Cuellar suggests a look at “all the passes” the leadership has given red-state Dems on tough votes like Iraq, missile defense and immigration. This is an obvious recognition by the top ranks of the party that getting moderates re-elected is the only way to stay in power. They know that “if we go the way these Internet groups want us to go, we’ll be the shortest-lived majority in congressional history,” he says.

As the story mentions, there are 60 “New Democrats” with 13 new members. Considering that the Dem majority is a scant 30, it’s pretty safe to say that the liberals aren’t going to be determining the direction of the House, lest they perish at the ballot box. Whenever you hear some moonbat crow that liberalism won out in the 2006 midterms, just remember the lesson in this story. After all, “Blue Dog” Democrats won in conservative districts, and those “Blue Dogs” gave their party the House. It wasn’t (and isn’t) liberalism that put (and may possibly continue to) keep Democrats in power. But don’t tell them that.

August 17, 2007 Posted by | moonbats | 1 Comment

Non-political post of the day: Deadbeats denied passport

What an awesome idea! Every once in a blue moon, the feds get something right. Then again, even a broken clock is right twice a day. From the Denver Post:

The price of a passport: $311,491 in back child-support payments for a U.S. businessman now living in China, $46,000 for a musician seeking to perform overseas and $45,849 for a man planning a Dominican Republic vacation.

The new passport requirements that have complicated travel this summer also have uncovered untold numbers of child-support scofflaws and forced them to pay millions.

The State Department denies passports to noncustodial parents who owe more than $2,500 in child support. Once the parents make good on their debts, they can reapply for passports.

“For us, it’s been amazing to see how people who owe back child support seem to be able to come up with good chunks of money when it involves needing their passport,” said Adolfo Capestany, spokesman for the state of Washington’s Division of Child Support. “Folks will do anything to get that passport, so it is a good collection tool.” …

Planning on an international vacation with that honey you ran off with while leaving your wife and children behind? Cough up that delinquent child support first, jerk! Think you’re going to flee to China to escape child support liability? Think again!

In short, I abso-freakin’-lutely love it!

August 16, 2007 Posted by | non-political | 5 Comments

Obama: Not everything is Bush’s fault

If the LA Times’ “Magic Negro” has any hope to win the Dem nomination, he can’t go ticking off the meds-taking moonbats that make up the base by saying crazy things like this:

Not all the nation’s ills can be blamed on President Bush, Democratic candidate Barack Obama said Wednesday as he called on Americans to change the nature of politics and institute more openness in government.

“Part of the problem here is not just George Bush and the White House,” Obama told a crowd of hundreds gathered at a park in Cedar Falls. “We can’t just change political parties and continue to do the same kind of things we’ve been doing. We can’t just go about business as usual and think it’s going to turn out differently.”

August 16, 2007 Posted by | moonbats, Obama | 7 Comments

Border Patrol shames Newark for being “sanctuary city”

From Debbie Schlussel:

Border Patrol agents have directed my attention to a letter their union, the National Border Patrol Council, sent to the City of Newark:

August 10th 2007
Dear City of Newark

If your city officials had reported Mr. Carranza as an illegal alien to DHS while he was in your jail for raping children, the three young people murdered by Mr. Carranza would be alive. Other sanctuary cities pay heed, because it is only a matter of time until it happens to someone in your town.

Several promising lives snuffed out in an instant by Jose Carranza. All might have been prevented. Very tragic.

Raping children and executing teenagers…the “jobs Americans won’t do”, eh, Dubya?

By the way, Hot Air has a post (with video snippet) about last night’s Hannity & Colmes (with some libtard chick filling in for Colmes), whereby Geraldo the Criminal Alien Shill argues with Sean over the Carranza thing. According to the libtard chick, had the feds deported Carranza the first time he f’ed up, the executed kids in NJ would still be alive…but (sit down for this one, folks)…then he would have been terrorizing Peru instead of New Jersey and “we should have no preference between those two options.” Wow. Just…wow.

August 16, 2007 Posted by | illegal immigration | 2 Comments

Ramifications of having a welfare state

Look at our pals in Great Britain:

Nearly ten million people in Britain are out of work – more than six times the official unemployment rate – it was revealed last night.

The ‘hidden army’ of jobless accounts for a quarter of the working-age population.

Critics said the staggering numbers represented a ‘huge pool of wasted talent’ and fuelled concerns about the drain on the economy.

But in the small print, the ONS figures reveal that the real total is 9.6million, because a further 7.95million people in Britain are classed merely as ‘economically inactive’.

They are not listed as unemployed but do not go to work because they are sick, looking after family or simply refuse to find a job.

Oh my. “Economically inactive” is quite the euphemism to describe people who “simply refuse to find a job”, wouldn’t you say? That’s like saying that Bubba is “loyally inactive” because he simply refuses to leave the interns alone. Continuing:

… Kieran O’Keeffe, policy adviser for the British Chambers of Commerce, described the increase as ‘worrying’.

He added: “Whilst we accept that many people cannot work for valid reasons, such as those with caring responsibilities or in early retirement, there are many more that are claiming welfare in one form or another.

“These represent a “hidden unemployed”, lost within the complexity of official statistics.

“This underlines the urgent need to find a long-term solution to welfare dependency, which, if left unchecked, will condemn a growing proportion of the working population to a cycle of low aspiration and worklessness.”

This one galls me:

“Many of these people could work, and would want to work, if given the right incentives and support.”

How’s this for an incentive? “No work, no money!” There. Problem solved.

Obviously, those who are sick or are primarily responsible for a child or someone sick are not who I’m talking about here. But I have a real problem with people who refuse to work and live off of the public dole to fund their chosen lifestyle of lethargy. No scratch that: I don’t have a problem with that…the UK does.

If you reward bad behavior, you will get more of it.

August 16, 2007 Posted by | economic ignorance | 1 Comment

Moonbats really are on meds!

I couldn’t make this up if I tried! From Moonbattery:

The Nutroots (i.e., the Democrat Party’s edgy new base) consist of some sadly messed-up individuals. Don’t take my word for it; the moonbats infesting Democratic Underground will tell you themselves. Some sample comments from a thread launched by the surprisingly insightful question, “Just Curious…How many DUers have started meds since becoming a member of the community??”:


I love ATIVAN tis my drug of choice!!!!!!

ativan helps me maintain some normalcy

Just told my doc I won’t take Effexor.

went on zoloft about a month into this admin. wish I was joking

Watch out for Effexor! It’s effective, but it is addictive!!! Wyeth, the maker of Effexor, wants people to get hooked.

I wonder if Wyeth makes anything that works on paranoia.

There are some new, cutting edge SSRIs out there… I am also interested in some of the headway they are making in very targeted, low dose electro-shock therapy.

IMO, the people who aren’t depressed aren’t paying attention Or they’re too dumb to figure out what is going on (or much smarter than I am (the likelier scenario – Ed.), since everything just confuses me).

I was on Effexor XR for over two years. Went on them in 2004 after four years of Bush. I almost died trying to quit them. […] Having been off of all meds for over a year now, I realize that it’s ok to be pissed off at what is happening in this country.

Effexor is what worked for me, but I’m off of it now because I’m broke. And I have no health insurance. It turned down the volume of my anxiety attacks to a manageable level[…] Unfortunately, it didn’t save my marriage[…]

So that’s why they’re so keen on socialized medicine!

I have been on either Zanex or valium since 1987 All due to anxiety and panic attacks . However since the loss of jobs and not being able to find new work things have really gotten worse than ever , this on top of this admin and it’s freakish dealings which affect just about everything one can think of just must have pushed me over the edge , plus the loss of my mother , who was my last contact to years gone by . I have been put on Lexapro too but this really screws me up big time even though I went through their determined adjustment period . I would rather not be on anything and just be able to function enough to get out of the apt and deal with what it left of my life which is very little . I don’t like being under some drug corps control .

Yep…they’re on meds, and it’s all Bush’s fault.

We’ve always known that moonbats were a few fries short of a Happy Meal, but now we see that moonbattery really does manifest itself into a real medical condition. I’m not going out on much of a limb by guessing that the meds they’re on aren’t of sufficient dosages, because they’re still crazier than a Yoko Ono fan club on LSD.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | moonbats | 3 Comments

Headline of the day

More like a “post title of the day”, but you get the gist:

“Nappy Headed Ho” sues Nappy Headed Host.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | headlines, Imus | Leave a Comment

MSM: Troops shooting at elderly Iraqi women

What an outrage! If only it were true, that is. Here’s the picture with the AFP caption:

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An elderly Iraqi woman shows two bullets which she says hit her house following an early coalition forces raid in the predominantly Shiite Baghdad suburb of Sadr City.

There’s just one problem, and I doubt I have to point it out to most of you. But for the benefit of those of you on the left, I’ll throw you a bone: the bullets in this woman’s hands are unfired.

Those savages that normal Americans call “troops” are now pulling out all the stops in their war against Iraqi civilians in general, and poor elderly women in particular: they are throwing fully intact, unused ammo! The putrid barbarism is way too much to endure, my friends!

Confederate Yankee has some info on the photographer who took this, and wouldn’t you know it, he’s done crap like this before! If one didn’t know any better, one would swear those bullets were given to the lady to gin up some anti-American propaganda that this photographer was all too willing to foment. If one didn’t know any better, of course.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | fauxtography, Iraq, media bias | 4 Comments

Baseball umpires racist?

Wasn’t TIME magazine once a respected fishwrap? Those days are long gone. Check this out:

Bad calls by the ump are as much a part of baseball as home run records, rabid fans and watery beer, but a new study shows that an umpire’s decision may have a disturbing ulterior motive: racism.

According to the new study led by Daniel Hamermesh, a professor of economics at the University of Texas at Austin, Major League Baseball umpires tend to call more strikes when the pitcher is of their same race; when they’re not, umps call more balls. …

Wow. Sounds bad. Except…:

… It doesn’t happen all the time — in about 1% of pitches thrown — but that’s still one pitch per game, and it could be the one that makes the difference.

If we were to accept Hamermesh’s theory (which I’m not), the fact that this purported phenomenon does not occur in 99% of all of the pitches in baseball is…um…proof that an umpire is racist?

Anyone else getting the impression that “wolf” has been cried too many times? Words used to mean things, but now, apparently “racism” joins “sex” and “is” in the realm of flexible words.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | bigotry | 1 Comment

Imus the winner?

Great observation from Neal Boortz:

Don Imus reached a settlement with CBS yesterday. Looks like he’s going to carry home about $20 million. There’s also word that he is negotiating with WABC to resume his career as a stable mate of my pal Sean Hannity.

So … let’s run the numbers here.

1. Don Imus gets Al Sharpton’s boxers in a wad. That’s a good thing.
2. Imus gets what amounts to a four-month paid vacation. Four months off and a cool $20 million from CBS
3. CBS gets kicked in the teeth for bowing to a race pimp like Sharpton, and for bowing to the pressures of political correctness. Good. Lovin’ it.
4. Now the bidding will start for a return to the airwaves for Imus. More millions on the way.

Tell me again how bad this has all turned out for the I-man?

Not so bad, it seems.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | Imus, political correctness | 3 Comments

“Iranian Unit to Be Labeled ‘Terrorist’”

It’s about time we started calling these weirdbeards what they are. From the Washington comPost:

The United States has decided to designate Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps, the country’s 125,000-strong elite military branch, as a “specially designated global terrorist,” according to U.S. officials, a move that allows Washington to target the group’s business operations and finances.

The Bush administration has chosen to move against the Revolutionary Guard Corps because of what U.S. officials have described as its growing involvement in Iraq and Afghanistan as well as its support for extremists throughout the Middle East, the sources said. The decision follows congressional pressure on the administration to toughen its stance against Tehran, as well as U.S. frustration with the ineffectiveness of U.N. resolutions against Iran’s nuclear program, officials said.

U.N. resolutions…ineffective? Get outta here! Continuing:

The designation of the Revolutionary Guard will be made under Executive Order 13224, which President Bush signed two weeks after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks to obstruct terrorist funding. It authorizes the United States to identify individuals, businesses, charities and extremist groups engaged in terrorist activities. The Revolutionary Guard would be the first national military branch included on the list, U.S. officials said — a highly unusual move because it is part of a government, rather than a typical non-state terrorist organization.

“Anyone doing business with these people will have to reevaluate their actions immediately,” said a U.S. official familiar with the plan who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the decision has not been announced. “It increases the risks of people who have until now ignored the growing list of sanctions against the Iranians. It makes clear to everyone who the IRGC and their related businesses really are. It removes the excuses for doing business with these people.”

Of course, this story wouldn’t be complete without the “bash Bush” angle, now would it?

The administration’s move could hurt diplomatic efforts, some analysts said. “It would greatly complicate our efforts to solve the nuclear issue,” said Joseph Cirincione, a nuclear proliferation expert at the Center for American Progress. “It would tie an end to Iran’s nuclear program to an end to its support of allies in Hezbollah and Hamas. The only way you could get a nuclear deal is as part of a grand bargain, which at this point is completely out of reach.”

So let me get this straight: if we want Iran to stop developing nukes AND to stop supporting terrorist groups like Hamas and Hezbollah, WE are being unreasonable? I would argue that those two positions are non-negotiable, and until Iran agrees on those two points, there’s nothing else to discuss with them. Good grief! Only a pointy-headed diplomat-type would be crazy enough to think that identifying terrorism (especially a group that has killed some of our soldiers in Iraq) is counterproductive to the disarming process.

August 15, 2007 Posted by | Iran | 2 Comments

WSJ: New “No Match” immigration enforcement will work well, so don’t use it!

The open borders shills at the WSJ are abandoning all pretense of common sense. From Junkyard Blog:

Time for another open-borders editorial tucked behind the WSJ subscriber firewall. They’re getting better; this time they’re not complaining about their unmowed suburban lawns. They’ve dialed back the condescension a bit, too.

Which leaves Federal Reserve economist Pia Orennius to lay it out clearly. She’s concerned about the government’s new “No Match” regulations. Right now, if a business submits more than 10 SSN’s that match up to bogus names or other people’s names, that business gets a “No Match” letter and…nothing else. What’s changing is that

…the new rules will change that by offering a “safe harbor” from prosecution only to employers who act on no-match letters by firing workers who cannot present valid Social Security numbers. This is striking fear into the hearts of many employers and their workers.

And Wall Street, apparently. Why? Because, she says, it will work:

The new no-match program may not catch everybody, but it has the potential to impact the employment of three to four million undocumented workers. (They just can’t bring themselves to say “illegal immigrant”, can they? – Ed.) With such workers concentrated in just a few big states — California, Texas, Florida, New York, Arizona and Illinois — the regional impact of the program could be substantial.

Border enforcement keeps some immigrants out, but since it does nothing to remove the jobs magnet pulling workers here, it actually raises the rewards for those who make it in, encouraging more illegal immigration. Fears of no-match letters reflect a simple reality — this could work.

Can’t have that, now can we?

Interior enforcement strikes at the heart of why immigrants come to the U.S. — jobs. This approach can be effective without harming the U.S. economy when used to deter illegal inflows. When directed at the current stock of illegal immigrant workers, however, interior enforcement may do more harm than good.

The main effects will be to drive undocumented workers underground where they will work off the books for lower wages, under worse conditions and subject to more abuses. In recent work, Madeline Zavodny of Agnes Scott College and I found that the no-match letters and other post-9/11 enforcement measures, such as the Real ID Act, have eroded the demand for undocumented (sic) labor relative to other low-skilled workers, causing the relative wages and employment rates of undocumented workers (sic) to decline.

Subject to more abuses. Illegals are already nearly in indentured servitude, subject to extortion by the threat of informing La Migra about them. But this unsavory status quo doesn’t seem to be a big concern to the amnesty advocates. Given that, they need to explain why these lower wages (which would increase overall efficiency, fight inflation, and lower the price of those all-important heads of lettuce we keep hearing about) would be such a bad thing. If cheap labor is OK, why isn’t even cheaper labor better?

It’s not a fence, and it’s not going to shut people like me up, but as a part of a broader strategy it makes sense. And the WSJ is scared of it, so there might be something to it.

This makes me giddier than Al Gore’s kid on his third fatty at a Live Earth concert: the pro-amnesty shills are petrified that the laws may actually be getting properly enforced! Oh, the horror!

August 14, 2007 Posted by | illegal immigration | 6 Comments

German paper: We were wrong, US is “more successful than the world wants to believe”

From Moonbattery:

Will wonders never cease? From Der Spiegel:

Ramadi is an irritating contradiction of almost everything the world thinks it knows about Iraq — it is proof that the US military is more successful than the world wants to believe. Ramadi demonstrates that large parts of Iraq — not just Anbar Province, but also many other rural areas along the Tigris and Euphrates Rivers — are essentially pacified today. This is news the world doesn’t hear: Ramadi, long a hotbed of unrest, a city that once formed the southwestern tip of the notorious “Sunni Triangle,” is now telling a different story, a story of Americans who came here as liberators, became hated occupiers and are now the protectors of Iraqi reconstruction.

The article goes on for pages, explaining how leftist propaganda notwithstanding, America is winning our war against Islamic terrorism. What makes this amazing is that Der Spiegel has been instrumental in amplifying this very propaganda, usually to deafening levels. Not so long ago, they were feeding their readers this:

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Power and Lies: George W. Bush and the Lost War in Iraq

Now, they’re writing this:

In many cities and villages in Iraq’s 18 provinces, terrorist networks are either weaker or have been destroyed entirely. The number of attacks is declining, as is the number of racially or religiously motivated killings.
[…]
Earlier this year, thousands of attacks occurred every week, and hundreds died daily. It seemed that terror reigned supreme, that its resources were inexhaustible. But now the trend appears to be reversing itself. Terror is weakening, and its leaders, most recently al-Qaida’s second-in-command, Ayman al-Zawahiri, are issuing dramatic appeals to radical communities not to give up the fight. This is a good sign.
[…]
Something is happening in Iraq that is consistently concealed behind images of bombings. The situation that the White House and its deceptive advisors had erroneously predicted before their invasion — that the troops would be greeted with candy and flowers — could in fact still come true. That’s already the case in many places. It’s as if the terrorists have lost popular support, as if their acts of violence have driven the Iraqi people into the arms of the enemy, the Americans.


Speaking of defeatist Dems, Victor Davis Hanson has also noticed a shifting tide:

Do anti-war politicians frequently proclaim our defeat in Iraq — or instead worry that the war might be won? In the spring, Sen. Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-Nev., announced Iraq was lost, the surge a failure and Gen. Petraeus not “in touch.” We haven’t seen Sen. Reid much lately.

But we have heard from the House’s majority whip, Rep. James Clyburn, D-S.C. He’s worried that Gen. Petraeus’ good news about the surge might be “a real problem for us” — “us” being anti-war Democrats. And at a congressional briefing, when Gen. Jack Keane reviewed the positive signs from the surge, Rep. Nancy Boyda, D-Kan., walked out on the testimony. She complained that there was “only so much that you could take … after so much of the frustration of having to listen to what we listened to.” (Yeah, good news for America sure does suck, doesn’t it? – Ed.)


Looks like Der Spiegel, like the Gray Lady, sees a winning horse and wants to place a bet on it. This is bad news for Democrats and their terrorist allies — but great news for civilization.

August 14, 2007 Posted by | defeatism, Euros, Iraq | 6 Comments

Income gap…between union bosses and dues-paying members

We always hear the left whine about the “income gap” in this country between the poor and the non-poor. I’m guessing they think that it’s the federal government’s job to dictate what people should be paid, so as to close this “gap”. Didn’t they try that in the Soviet Union? But I digress.

I wonder, though: will Democrat leaders find ways to address the income gap between union bosses and the dues-paying laymen who work for them? From Motown:

In the past five years, pink slips have descended upon tens of thousands of union workers in Michigan, while others have seen their health care and pension benefits gutted and wages frozen or cut.

But in many cases, labor’s pain stops at the union hall door.

During the toughest economic times for organized labor in decades, union leaders are more likely to keep their jobs and get raises than the members they serve. A Detroit News analysis of U.S. Department of Labor data revealed a growing pay divide between labor bosses and the rank and file who pay their salaries with their dues.

Michigan’s biggest unions represented 60,000 fewer workers in 2006 compared with 2002. While membership plummeted 14 percent, jobs at union halls remained safe, dropping less than 1 percent.

Workers who kept their jobs saw the disparity between their paychecks and those of their union bosses grow. The pay gap between the state’s 50 top-paid labor leaders and union workers has grown by $18,000 since 2002 — an economic chasm expanding by almost $10 a day. Records supplied to the Labor Department by the unions themselves show that the state’s 50 top-paid union officials now earn an average of $186,000. More than 1,000 labor officers and staffers in Michigan made more than $100,000 in 2006, more than twice as much as the average union worker.

In 2006, the highest-paid union official in Michigan was Grosse Pointe Park’s Walter “Ralph” Mabry, the former executive secretary-treasurer of the Michigan Regional Council of Carpenters. He was paid more than $410,000 last year — up $26,000 from the year before. That’s a 6.7 percent pay hike at a time when his union lost 5 percent of its members, records show.

“That’s silly,” said Peter Morici, a business professor at the University of Maryland, about Mabry’s pay. “Those are the kind of things that make them (union officials) look bad.” …

Unions, in many ways, are like our federal government: they frequently ignore economic reality, give the impression that they’re run by functional economic illiterates, and give themselves pay raises when times are tough for eveyone they allegedly “represent.” Whenever I see a union direct its members to strike, either during or right before their employer goes bankrupt, that kind of ignorance tells me all I need to know about the stupidity of unions.

By the way, whenever you see a liberal politician fighting for an increase in the minimum wage, don’t be stupid: they’re not doing it for the “little guy” or for “working families”, OK? They’re pandering to unions.

See, union contracts guarantee a minimum wage for their employees that is indexed with the federal minimum wage. For example, ABC Union has a contract with the ABC Company that says the employees of ABC Company cannot be paid less than 3x the federal minimum wage. When the federal minimum wage increases, so does the pay for union employees…and thus, the dues coming into ABC Union increases! Unions are always the ones who are front and center in screaming for an increase in the minimum wage, despite the fact that none of a union’s members make anywhere near the minimum wage. Remember that next time you hear calls for a minimum wage increase.

August 14, 2007 Posted by | economic ignorance, unions | 3 Comments

Katrina aid building luxury condos in Tuscaloosa

Yet another reason (among many) that we do not need the federal government running our health care! From Breitbart/AP:

With large swaths of the Gulf Coast still in ruins from Hurricane Katrina, rich federal tax breaks designed to spur rebuilding are flowing hundreds of miles inland to investors who are buying up luxury condos near the University of Alabama’s football stadium.

About 10 condominium projects are going up in and around Tuscaloosa, and builders are asking up to $1 million for units with granite countertops, king-size bathtubs and ‘Bama decor, including crimson couches and Bear Bryant wall art.

While many of the buyers are Crimson Tide alumni or ardent football fans not entitled to any special Katrina-related tax breaks, many others are real estate investors who are purchasing the condos with plans to rent them out.

And they intend to take full advantage of the generous tax benefits available to investors under the Gulf Opportunity Zone Act of 2005, or GO Zone, according to Associated Press interviews with buyers and real estate officials.

The GO Zone contains a variety of tax breaks designed to stimulate construction in Mississippi, Louisiana and Alabama. It offers tax-free bonds to developers to finance big commercial projects like shopping centers or hotels. It also allows real estate investors who buy condos or other properties in the GO Zone to take accelerated depreciation on their purchases when they file their taxes.

The GO Zone was drawn to include the Tuscaloosa area even though it is about 200 miles from the coast and got only heavy rain and scattered wind damage from Katrina.

The condo deals are perfectly legal, and the tax breaks do not take money away from Katrina victims closer to the coast because the depreciation is wide open, with no limits per state.

But the tax breaks are galling to some community leaders, especially when red tape and disorganization have stymied the rebuilding in some of the devastated coastal areas.

“The GO Zone extends so damn far, but the people who need it the most can’t take advantage of it,” said John Harral, a lawyer in hard-hit Gulfport, Miss.

Check this schmuck out:

“It is a joke,” said Tuscaloosa developer Stan Pate, who has nevertheless used GO Zone tax breaks on projects that include a new hotel and a restaurant. “It was supposed to be about getting people … to put housing in New Orleans, Louisiana, or Biloxi, Mississippi. It was not about condos in Tuscaloosa.”

“It was not about condos in Tuscaloosa.” Nope, instead it was about new hotels and restaurants? “It’s not fair! But, if people are gonna get rich off of it, I might as well, too. But I’ll assuage my own guilt by chanting loudly and longly ‘It’s a joke! It’s not fair!’ After a while, I might actually believe it.”

More:

An investor could write off more than $155,000 of the cost of a $300,000 condo in the first year and use the savings to lower his taxes on other rental income, according to Kelly Hayes, a tax attorney who advises investors in Southfield, Mich. Without the GO Zone tax break, the depreciation benefit from a single year on such a property would typically be just $10,909.

(The tax break is not available to people who buy a home for their own use.)

Yes sir, with that kind of forethought and management, the federal government would just do a bang-up job managing our health care, wouldn’t it?

August 14, 2007 Posted by | corruption, hurricanes, shameful, taxes | 5 Comments

Matthews: Rove allowing N.O. to drop into Gulf

It’s a good thing that Newsbusters watches his show, because apparently, no one else does. But I’d be remiss if I didn’t pass on the moonbattery to you fine people.

Matthews: “Can President Bush think without the man they call his brain? What about all those great ideas like dividing the country over Iraq and leaving New Orleans to drop into the sea? A country without Karl Rove calling the shots? Let’s fear for the Republic. Let’s play Hardball.”

It wasn’t bad enough that Rove caused the hurricane in the first place with his Rovian Climate Catastrophe Machine, but then he left the Chocolate City to drop into the Gulf of Mexico afterwards! Where’s the UN for a sternly worded resolution when you need it?

For those of you on the left, the prior paragraph was sarcasm.

August 14, 2007 Posted by | moonbats | 2 Comments

Obama: We need to stop killing innocent Afghani villagers

I wonder if this was a “botched joke”? From Breitbart/AP:

But during a later appearance before about 800 people in Nashua, Obama made a comment likely to further the spats he was warned about.

Asked whether he would move U.S. troops out of Iraq to better fight terrorism elsewhere, he brought up Afghanistan and said, “We’ve got to get the job done there and that requires us to have enough troops so that we’re not just air-raiding villages and killing civilians, which is causing enormous pressure over there.”

Oh, so that’s what we’re doing in Afghanistan! And here I thought we were fighting terrorists, helping a fledgling democracy, and keeping the Taliban from regaining power! What the heck was I thinking?

“Halp us, Obomma! We R stuk N Afgannestann!”

August 14, 2007 Posted by | Afghanistan, Obama | 5 Comments

Silky Pony defines charity as…his daughter and pol aide?

Silky Pone-Pone is doing whatever he can to keep his name in the press, regardless of how shameful or embarassing it might be. I guess he’s adopted the Ray Nagin school of thought: at least it keeps his brand out there. Anywho, from Michelle Malkin:

Ah, Silky Pony. He’s the gift that keeps on giving. According to Politico, naughty John Edwards wasn’t telling us the whole truth about where all his Dirty Filthy Fox News Funds for his coffee table book, “Home,” went:

Democratic presidential candidate John Edwards recently defended taking a lucrative book contract from a publisher controlled by Rupert Murdoch — whose News Corp. empire Edwards has sharply criticized — by insisting that “every dime” of his $500,000 advance went to charity.

Left unmentioned by Edwards, however, was that Murdoch’s HarperCollins paid portions of a $300,000 expense budget for the book to Edwards’s daughter and to a senior political aide, Jonathan Prince.

Every dime, huh? (I guess it depends on the meaning of the word “every”…or is it “dime”? Dern, Eenglesh iz tuff! – Ed.)

“Every dime of the money they gave to me has gone to charity,” Edwards told CNN’s Wolf Blitzer earlier this month, suggesting News Corp. was trying to “silence” him because he opposes media consolidation. “This is a personal attack in response to me saying something that is not personal: I do not believe we should consolidate the media.”

His spokesman, Eric Schultz, said the charities include Habitat for Humanity and College for Everyone. Edwards did not mention the previously unreported fees to Prince and to Edwards’ daughter.

Convulsion. Of. Laughter. Thank you, silly, silly pony. We are so glad “they” will never silence you…

Now do you see why I said that we need for Silky to keep flapping his gums? I’d quit blogging about him, since he is highly unlikely to win the Dems’ nomination. But everytime he opens up that construction accident called his piehole, blogging goodness oozes.

August 13, 2007 Posted by | hypocrisy, John Edwards, shameful | 1 Comment

Criminal aliens sue over feds’ raid

The nutjobification of the criminal alien apologists continues. From CT:

Two immigrant advocacy groups are suing the federal government over the recent New Haven raids, in which more than 30 suspected illegal immigrants were arrested.


Junta for Progressive Action and Unidad Latina en Accion filed suit Friday in U.S. District Court against the Department of Homeland Security.


They want that agency to release records on how its Immigration and Custom Enforcement agents coordinated the raids which happened back in June.

City leaders and the immigrant-rights groups have questioned whether it was retaliation for New Haven’s new ID card program. Federal officials have said the sweeps were planned weeks in advance. They say it had no connection to the new ID program, which is open to all New Haven residents including illegal immigrants.

Both groups have also raised money to help free the detainees on bond.

Criminal aliens are suing because…they got caught? Friggin’ brilliant.

August 13, 2007 Posted by | illegal immigration | 4 Comments

Abscam Jack not happy about Haditha charges being dropped

Check this out from Hot Air (including audio of Abscam Jack’s office hanging up when asked about the Haditha Marines):

When he wasn’t busy over the past year or so arguing that we ought to fight al Qaeda in Iraq from our bases in Okinawa and Diego Garcia, Rep. Jack “Abscam” Murtha has been busy stuffing his face with pork, behaving questionably over appropriations and smearing US Marines. Now that three of the Marines Murtha prejudged to be guilty of cold-blooded murder have been cleared of all charges, Murtha ought to answer for what he has been saying about them.

Today, I called up his office in DC to see if he was planning on issuing any statements. For some reason, his staff is less than forthcoming on that point.

Put that in your pork-filled bong and smoke it, Jack!

Murtha and Kerry smear troops

August 13, 2007 Posted by | Murtha, shameful | Leave a Comment

Dems: We’re sticking around Iraq for years

Whoa! This is not what the nutroots wanted to hear, is it? From the Old Gray Hag:

Even as they call for an end to the war and pledge to bring the troops home, the Democratic presidential candidates are setting out positions that could leave the United States engaged in Iraq for years.

John Edwards, the former North Carolina senator, would keep troops in the region to intervene in an Iraqi genocide and be prepared for military action if violence spills into other countries. Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton of New York would leave residual forces to fight terrorism and to stabilize the Kurdish region in the north. And Senator Barack Obama of Illinois would leave a military presence of as-yet unspecified size in Iraq to provide security for American personnel, fight terrorism and train Iraqis.

These positions and those of some rivals suggest that the Democratic bumper-sticker message of a quick end to the conflict — however much it appeals to primary voters — oversimplifies the problems likely to be inherited by the next commander in chief. Antiwar advocates have raised little challenge to such positions by Democrats.

Most of the Democratic candidates mention the significant military and logistical difficulties in bringing out American troops, which even optimistic experts say would take at least a year. The candidates are not only trying to retain flexibility for themselves in the event they become president, aides said, but are also hoping to tamp down any expectation that the war would abruptly end if they were elected. Most have not proposed specific troop levels or particular rules of engagement for a continued presence in Iraq, saying the conditions more than a year from now remain too uncertain.

In political terms, their strategies are a balancing act. In her public appearances, Mrs. Clinton often says, “If this president does not end this war before he leaves office, when I am president, I will.” But she has affirmed in recent months remarks she made to The New York Times in March, when she said that there were “remaining vital national security interests in Iraq” that would require a continuing deployment of American troops. The United States’ security, she said then, would be undermined if part of Iraq turned into a failed state” that serves as a Petri dish for insurgents and Al Qaeda.”

They’re not exactly sounding the way they did last year when campaigning for Congress, are they? Republicans told the electorate that we couldn’t just up and leave Iraq, but the Dems says “Yes, we can, and if you vote for us, we will!” Disingenuous or grossly and dangerously naive? You be the judge.

Dems have now found out something that they should have known in the beginning: it’s much easier to sit around and b#tch about problems (like they’ve done for years) than to actually lead and solve them.

August 13, 2007 Posted by | Iraq | 2 Comments

Non-political post of the day

Ummm…what??  Hurricane…Flossie?  Have we already run out of good names to use?

August 13, 2007 Posted by | hurricanes, non-political | 4 Comments

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