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Friggin’ wonderful. From WND:

With presidential primaries approaching and the race for the White House heating up, Muslim terrorist leaders in the Middle East have offered their endorsement for America’s highest office, stating in a new book they hope Sen. Hillary Clinton is victorious in 2008.

“I hope Hillary is elected in order to have the occasion to carry out all the promises she is giving regarding Iraq,” stated Ala Senakreh, West Bank chief of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terrorist group.

Senakreh is one of dozens of terror leaders sounding off about American politics in the new book, “Schmoozing with Terrorists: From Hollywood to the Holy Land, Jihadists Reveal their Global Plans – to a Jew!” by WND Jerusalem bureau chief Aaron Klein.

Abu Hamed, leader of the Al Aqsa Brigades in the northern Gaza Strip, explained in “Schmoozing” Clinton’s repeated calls for a withdrawal from Iraq “proves that important leaders are understanding the situation differently and are understanding the price and the consequences of the American policy in Iraq and in the world.”

“The Iraqi resistance is succeeding,” stated Hamed. “Hillary and the Democrats call for withdrawal. Her popularity shows that the resistance is winning and that the occupation is losing. We just hope that she will go until the end and change the American policy, which is based on oppressing poor and innocent people.”

The Brigades, together with the Islamic Jihad terrorist group, took responsibility for every suicide bombing in Israel the past three years. The Brigades also has carried out hundreds of recent shootings and rocket attacks.

Abu Ayman, an Islamic Jihad leader in Jenin, said he is “emboldened” by Clinton’s calls for an eventual withdrawal from Iraq.

“It is clear that it is the resistance operations of the mujahideen that has brought about these calls for withdrawal,” boasted Abu Ayman.

Nasser Abu Aziz, the West Bank deputy commander of the Al Aqsa Brigades, declared it is “very good” there are “voices like Hillary and others who are now attacking the Iraq invasion.”

In “Schmoozing,” every terrorist leader out of dozens interviewed stated they hope a Democrat becomes president in 2008. Some terror leaders explained their endorsement of Clinton is not necessarily at the expense of other Democratic presidential candidates, whose policies are not as well known to them.

“All Americans must vote Democrat,” stated Jihad Jaara, an exiled member of the Al Aqsa Martyrs Brigades terror group and the infamous leader of the 2002 siege of Bethlehem’s Church of the Nativity. …

Haven’t those of us in normal America been saying that Democrat rhetoric has emboldened the enemy? Hell, even the terrorists’ talking points of “oppressing the poor” sound like they were taken from a page in Howard Dean’s playbook.

Anywho, get a load of this:

But the terror leader commented he was “worried” if Hillary “defied Israel” she would be “brought down like her husband,” claiming White House intern Monica Lewinsky really was an Israeli Mossad implant sent to destroy President Clinton’s career after he pressured the Jewish state to evacuate territory to the Palestinians.

“If Hillary goes too much against the Zionist interests, she will face the same conspiracy like her husband who fell into the trap of Lewinsky. I have no doubt [Lewinsky] was planted by the Zionists, who wanted to send a message to all future American presidents – do not go against the Israeli policy. Bill Clinton made the Oslo agreement and promoted peace but the Israelis did not give him a chance,” Adassi said.

Lewinsky was an Israeli plant? Israel knew that Bubba couldn’t keep Little Willie in his pants, so they sent Monica to destroy him? Couldn’t the JOOOOOOOOOS have picked someone hotter than Monica? I mean, if you’re going to try and bring down (no pun intended) the leader of the free world, why leave anything to chance by sending in a portly homely intern?

Also, Hillary will “face the same conspiracy” that Bubba did? What, are the JOOOOOOOOS going to send Her Highness a rotund intern, too? You know, to prey on those reported sapphic tendencies that Her Highness has been rumored to harbor? Those diabolical, evil b#stards!

Anywho, congrats on the endorsement, Hilldawg. If any of the Republican candidates have a hair on their sacks, they will trumpet this endorsement as yet another reason (in a humongously long line of them) not to vote for the Hildebeast.