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Liberalism: Why think when you can “feel”?

News bytes

I’m busier than Israeli bombers over a Syrian nuke plant today, so here’s some reading to tide you over:

  • Letting this guy crisscross the border 76 times with a scorching case of tuberculosis doesn’t give me warm fuzzies about the administration’s competency on this issue. But then again, I must be a bigot for not wanting him here infecting my countrymen.

  • It’s pretty difficult to have a “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy to dissuade gays from the military if you’re out there recruting them. Memo to the DOD: fire your marketing team.

  • Deposed former Senator Tom Dasshole from SD said after the feds took over airport security that “you don’t professionalize unless you federalize.” In light of the “professionalized” screeners missing 60% – 75% of fake bombs smuggled in by TSA agents, I’d like to go back to the cheaper (yet more reliable) amateur screeners, please.

  • A 70-year-old retired Army vet was constantly being burglarized while the cops did nothing, so he blasted and killed two intruders in a span of three weeks (memo to bad guys: steal and die). While the law backs up the vet, a biased reporter henpecked him to tears over the issue. Now she’s been suspended indefinitely. Karma’s a female dog, ain’t it?

  • This dude has some big Swedish meatballs! A Swedish artist facing death threats from Al Qaeda names new dog…are you sitting down?…Muhammed! Put that in your IED and smoke it, you jihadist camelhumpers!

  • More joys of socialized medicine. In the UK, a man gets to deliver his own baby since the NHS hospital turned his laboring wife away…twice. Yep, let’s bring that here, Hilldawg.

    October 18, 2007 Posted by | gay, gun rights, news bytes, religion of peace, socialism | 5 Comments

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