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Burglar ransacks home, then cleans it up at gunpoint

Non-political post of the day, without a doubt:

A burglar in Montgomery chose the wrong family to mess with, literally. Adrian and Tiffany McKinnon returned home on Tuesday after a week away to find that thieves had emptied almost everything the family of five owned, Tiffany McKinnon said through tears.

“Tears just rolled down my face as I walked in and saw everything gone and piles of trash all over my home,” she said.

Adrian McKinnon sent his wife to see her sister while he inspected the piles left behind. As he walked back into the sunroom, a man walked through the back door straight into him, Tiffany McKinnon told the Montgomery Advertiser in a story Thursday.

“My husband Adrian caught the thief red-handed in our home,” she said. “And what is even crazier, the man even had my husband’s hat sitting right on his head.”

Adrian McKinnon held the suspect, 33-year-old Tajuan Bullock, at gunpoint and told him to sit on the floor until he decided what to do.

“We made this man clean up all the mess he made, piles of stuff, he had thrown out of my drawers and cabinets onto the floor,” Tiffany McKinnon said.

When police arrived, Bullock complained about being forced to clean the home at gunpoint.

“This man had the nerve to raise sand about us making him clean up the mess he made in my house,” she said. “The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody else would have shot him dead.”

No word as to whether the ACLU will be getting involved on behalf of the criminal…or, in their view, the real victim.

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October 19, 2007 - Posted by | non-political

8 Comments »

  1. I would have made him clean the house THEN shot him…. :)

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | October 19, 2007

  2. Hilarious! I can’t wait to see what Leno says about this and probably tonight. But I agree with KG and I like the way she thinks!

    Comment by tnjack | October 19, 2007

  3. I would have made him clean the house THEN shot him

    But then he bleeds all over your freshly cleaned house! Think, woman, think! :-D

    Comment by crushliberalism | October 19, 2007

  4. “But then he bleeds all over your freshly cleaned house! ”

    Shoot him just as he gets outside on the lawn. Thats legal in Texas probably is in Alabama too.

    Will he sue for being made a slave for a couple of hours?

    Comment by WMD_Maker | October 19, 2007

  5. I would have made the crook clean up my house too!
    As for the ACLU they kiss my behind!

    Comment by Chilerkle | October 19, 2007

  6. “I would have made him clean the house THEN shot him…. ”

    Dang, beat me to it! Ah well, ditto!

    Comment by Chris | October 19, 2007

  7. I hope this shows up in the Armed Citizen.

    Comment by Henry | October 19, 2007

  8. yes! that was awesome.

    Comment by Opinionnation | October 20, 2007


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