Crush Liberalism

Liberalism: Why think when you can “feel”?

Caption invitation

Knock yourselves out:

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 1.  “When I asked how things were back home, Al, I was talking about Tennessee, not D.C.”

2.  “Every time you fly that jumbo carbon spewer of yours, Al, I get commission checks from my old oil company.  Two can play this ‘global warming sham’ game, dude.”

3.  “The tourist with the Florida t-shirt was my idea, Al.  I can be a real #ssh0le sometimes.”

4.  “Sorry about the Marine outside giving you grief, Al.  He’s still bent about you getting his vote tossed out in Jacksonville seven years ago.”

5.  “Seriously, that dude hanging from the Oval Office chandelier is my intern Chad.  Get it?  ‘Hanging Chad’?  **Snort!**

6.  “Dude…you farted?”

7.  They were both horrified and curiously enamored by Pelosi’s pole dancing routine.

Talk amongst yourselves.

November 26, 2007 Posted by | humor | 6 Comments

Quote of the day

Something for the supporters of Shickadance to get riled up over, I’d say.  From Hugh Hewitt:

Mainstream Republican libertarians might be gung-ho for Paul’s small-government idealism, they might adopt Glenn Reynoldsish skepticism of the homeland security bureaucracy, and even John McCain has lately made a thing of ripping the military-industrial complex, but there is no way — I repeat NO WAY — they will embrace Ron Paul if he continues to blame America for 9/11 and imply that America is acting illegally in defending itself around the globe. Even if they aren’t the biggest fans of the war, most people that are available for Ron Paul on the right are by temperament patriotic and will never vote for someone who sounds like Noam Chomsky.  

Ouch!

November 26, 2007 Posted by | quote of the day, Ron Paul | 8 Comments

Olbermann’s fuzzy geography

I refuse to watch Sunday Night Football on NBC for two main reasons: (1) they’ve got moonbat extraordinaire Keith Blabberman on there; and (2) I don’t want to be subjected to junk science like global “warming” when all I want to do is watch some football.

Well, how about a third reason not to watch it (or, more specifically, not to let your kids watch it): you’ll get a dose of poor education.  When talking about why it’s a bad idea for Denver (or anyone else) to punt to Bears return man Devin Hester, Olberbat decided to mock the mental acumen of the Denver Broncos thusly:

Do not kick it Hester. Do not kick it to Hester. Do they get the highlights west of the Rockies? 

There’s just one slight problem with Magellan’s directions here: Denver is east of the Rockies, not west.  One would think that before resorting to condescension, it would be a good idea to get one’s facts straight.  Then again, one would think…and it’s clear that Olberpuss doesn’t.

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Olbermann | 3 Comments

Dan Rather’s pathetic and Quixotic decline

This couldn’t have happened to a better guy, could it?  From New York Mag:

If he weren’t famous, he’d be mistaken for a veteran of a long-ago war: khaki safari shirt on his back, scuffed combat boots on his feet, that wiry crest of a brow, rheumy eyes under heavy lids, lower lip jutting out like an ornery fish resisting a hook.

When Dan Rather sits on a bench in Central Park to tell how his 44-year career at CBS News ended in ignominy and humiliation, he is in fact still waging a war, a bitter and personal one. And the memories of the battles that undid him are still fresh on his mind. “Monday morning, about 8:49—and I think that is the time precisely,” he says. He’s recalling January 10, 2005, when he first received the 224-page report commissioned by CBS that excoriated his infamous 60 Minutes Wednesday segment on President Bush’s National Guard service. Of that report, Rather says, “When I read through it, all I could say to myself, on each page, is, ‘What bullshit. What pure, unadulterated bullshit this whole thing is. What a setup. What a fix.’ ” He nearly spits the word fix.

Three years later, Rather cannot forget. He’s suing CBS and its former parent company Viacom—along with Viacom’s chairman, Sumner Redstone; CBS chief Leslie Moonves; and former CBS News president Andrew Heyward—for $70 million. The core of Rather’s lawsuit is a mundane contract dispute over whether he received the airtime he was promised in his final year on CBS. But like Rather himself, it’s charged with hurricane-force drama, draped in a larger tale of conspiracy and corruption. He hopes that depositions and subpoenas can complete the unfinished business of “Rathergate,” proving not only that he was right all along, that his National Guard story was accurate, but also that CBS buried him so Sumner Redstone could shield Viacom’s corporate interests in Washington from White House blowback. “My opinion,” says Rather, “is that Redstone is the heavy in this.”

This is Dan Rather’s last big story, his crusade to save his reputation as one of the late-twentieth century’s great TV newsmen. “Look, I don’t want to be some Don Quixote out here tilting at windmills, without even a Sancho,” says Rather. “I think when people hear what I was told and what I was not told by CBS executives concerning the Guard story, that they’ll understand.”

But with much unproved, Rather’s claims have left him standing alone. CBS has already fired back, motioning to dismiss his case and calling his allegations “bizarre” and “far-fetched,” his motives purely ego-driven. In launching his attack, Rather risks what’s left of his credibility: If the case makes it to trial, it could uncap the biggest media scandal ever told—or reveal Rather to be the crumpled icon of a fading era, courting madness in the twilight of public life.

I’m leaning towards the latter.

You ought to read the whole article, if you have about 10 minutes to kill.  It contains quite a bit of hilarity and sidesplitting moonbattery by a once-repsected (by many, not by me) anchorman.  Appetizer: “As the commission’s investigation dragged on through the fall, Rather began to piece together his conspiracy theory. ‘As soon as we began to see that the company was wobbling,’ says Rather, ‘I said to myself, ‘I think Redstone said to Moonves, Make this disappear. This is killing us in Washington.”. Now, everywhere he looked, he saw signs of his company’s caving to pressure from the Bush administration.“  Seriously, aside from implementing a virtual pole dancer, I can’t think of anything else after that nugget that could get you more interested to read it.

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Dan Rather, media bias | 2 Comments

Trent Lott resigning?

I doubt it’s because he has a wide stance, but I don’t really care.  As far as I’m concerned, he can self-fornicate.  From Hot Air:

Bad on pork, bad on racial issues, bad on amnesty, and hostile to the one media weapon conservatives wield simply because it dared to challenge him. Like Mark Levin, I shall not miss him.

After almost 20 years of spooning out pork, it’s time for him to get fed.

The senator, after 34 years of public service in Congress is not wealthy like many of his colleagues and has talked for some time about leaving so he could earn more money.

So, aides said, the senator decided to leave by year’s end to circumvent new lobbying rules — instituted by Congress this year and effective in 2008 — that that would bar members from lobbying their colleagues after two years.

The so-called “revolving door” policy in effect now keeps former members from lobbying their colleagues for one year. The changes were made in the wake of the scandal surrounding former lobbyist Jack Abramoff.

Any Mississippians want to venture a guess whom Haley Barbour will appoint? Barbour himself would be a solid choice but he was re-elected last year. The lieutenant governor, Amy Tuck, is young and famous in the area for having switched from the Democrats to the Republicans in 2002 but she just took a job with MSU.

Whoever it is had better be able to pay his own way in the special election because we’re busted, kids. 

He was officially dead to me back in the summer when he wanted to shut us up about his amnesty support.  In my mind, his resignation is only the funeral ceremony, since the body’s been dead for months now.  Just don’t ask me to eulogize him, m’kay?

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Lott | 1 Comment

Retired general delivers DNC message

This is entertaining, in that “Bubba bastardization of English” sort of way.  From FNC:

The following is a transcript of the Democratic response by Lt. Gen. Ricardo Sanchez to President Bush’s radio address:

RICARDO SANCHEZ: Good morning, this is Lieutenant General Ricardo S. Sanchez, U.S. Army, retired.

I speak to you today, not as a representative of the Democratic Party, but as a retired military officer who is a former commander of the Multi-National Force-Iraq.

Well, considering that you were delivering the DNC response to Bush’s radio address, then yeah…you were speaking as a representative of the Democrat Party.  Otherwise, why would the party have invited you to represent the party’s message, hmmm?

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Iraq | Leave a Comment

Anti-Iraq films are box office duds

I mean, there are only so many moonbats who are willing to spend their welfare checks on these movies.  Given the choice to spend their welfare checks to watch bad movies or to drink copius amounts of malt liquor, leftist miscreants are apparently choosing the latter.  From the NY Post:

IT’S hard for Hollywood pacifists like Brian De Palma to capture the hearts and minds of America if Americans won’t see their movies.

While the public is staying away in droves from “Rendition,” “Lions for Lambs” and “In the Valley of Elah,” audiences are really avoiding “Redacted,” De Palma’s picture about US soldiers who rape a 14-year-old Iraqi girl, then kill her and her family. The message movie was produced by NBA Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban, who insisted on deleting grisly images of Iraqi war casualties from the montage at the film’s end. Cuban offered to sell the film back to De Palma at cost, but the director was too smart to go for that deal. “Redacted” – which “could be the worst movie I’ve ever seen,” said critic Michael Medved -took in just $25,628 in its opening weekend in 15 theaters, which means roughly 3,000 people saw it in the entire country. “This, despite an A-list director, a huge wave of publicity, high praise in the Times, The New Yorker, left-leaning sites like Salon, etc. A Joe Strummer documentary [of punk-rock band The Clash] playing in fewer theaters made more in its third week,” e-mailed one cineaste. “Not even people who presumably agree with the movie’s antiwar thesis made the effort to see it.” 

Here’s guessing these Hollyweirdos won’t learn their lesson and will release another anti-war film (within the next 2 – 3 months) that no one will come to see.

November 26, 2007 Posted by | Hollyweirdos, Iraq, moonbats | 1 Comment

Hillary shares same taste in women with Bubba?

Not to be outdone by her hubby’s “bimbo eruptions”, Her Highness may have some of her own:  From Drudge:

The TIMES of London starts ‘The Ugliest Month’ with a full page photo takeout on Hillary Clinton and her beautiful personal assistant.

“Hillary Clinton has been accused of having an affair with Huma Abedin,” reads the caption.

MORE

The splash stunned British readers and angered campaign insiders.

“This does not even qualify as tabloid trash… it’s ridiculous and reckless,” a Hillary confidante explained over the weekend.

Taking the whisper from the underground to the overground, the paper made no claims to knowing any truth of the relationship between Hillary and Huma, in its story headlined: “Snarls, smears and innuendo as attack dogs get ready for the fray.”

The current campaign promises to become one of the dirtiest in modern history.
 

We’re not even into the full swing of the primary season quite yet, and stuff like this pops up.  Maybe we should do like CBS and just accept this innuendo as fact…you know, “too good to check”?

November 26, 2007 Posted by | gay, Hillary | 1 Comment

   

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