Divorce causes global “warming”
I frequently look to see what else can be linked to that junk science fad known as global “warming”, and now I have something else to blame it on: divorce.
UNHAPPY couples used to stick together for the sake of the kids. Now they can make the best of a bad marriage in the name of being environmentally friendly.
Scientists have quantified for the first time the extent to which divorce damages the environment. The researchers found that the combined use of electricity across the two new households created rose 53% while water use was up by 42%.
Stay with that henpecking shrew of a woman or that abusive bum of a man. The planet’s future depends on it.
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Not to mention the amount of gas fueling 2 giant SUVs shutling kids back and forth between the 2 houses.
Comment by WMD_Maker | December 3, 2007
This is great news–I’m going to find that carbon replacement website and log in and tell them that I’m married therefore I’m repaying my carbon print on society. I’m going to go out now and buy 2 SUV’s and celebrate.
Comment by Murphy Klasing | December 3, 2007
BWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!
How far can they take this shit? Geezus!
Comment by Jenn | December 3, 2007
Eco-Freaks are forgetting about another environment.
The social environment of course.
But I doubt those freaks will improve any environment due to their gassy disposition and rotten attitudes towards people and other living creatures.
Comment by Chilerkle | December 3, 2007
See here for a few other Global Climate Hoax headlines for today. This is getting so out of hand!
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