Crush Liberalism

Humor: “Offended Muslim Syndrome”

Check out this post from The People’s Cube regarding a disease that has struck the Religion of the Perpetually Offended.  Excerpt:

Symptoms of Offended Muslim Syndrome (OMS)

• Irritability, agitation, anxiety at the sight of women who are not fully covered
• Prolonged rage or unexplained killing sprees
• Significant changes in immigration patterns
• Brooding about the past glory of the Caliphate
• Decreased effectiveness and minimal work productivity
• Difficulty in understanding new information without a trial lawyer
• Feelings of despair or hopelessness about the existence of Israel
• Recurring thoughts of death to the infidels

In order to guard against OMS, health officials warn individuals who are at risk to make sure that the objective reality they are exposed to does not:  

• Make them aware of the outside world
• Trigger curiosity about the Western notions of “logic” or “rationality”
• Make life more enjoyable
• Cause them to question the need for martyrdom
• Have side effects such as independent thinking and longing to live as a productive individual
• Create an illusion that communication with infidels is possible without hostage-taking

Seriously, go read it.  Hilarity will ensue.

December 11, 2007 - Posted by crushliberalism | humor, religion of peace