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Islamic car to roll out in three years

Friggin’ wonderful:

A spokesperson for Iranian company, Iran Khodro, says its “Islamic Car” should be readily available throughout the Middle East, parts of Asia, and Africa, in three years.

The car will have options including a compass to find Mecca and a compartment for a Koran. Priced between $8,700 and $12,000, the vehicle is meant to appeal to buyers who would like a car designed with Muslims in mind and produced by a company that acts in line with Muslim values.

No word as to whether or not the vehicle will come with a self-detonate button or a hybrid engine that runs on both gasoline and the blood of Jewish women and children, but I’m sure those details are forthcoming.

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December 19, 2007 - Posted by | religion of peace

9 Comments »

  1. I wonder if the gas tank will be sealed and you just abandon the car when it runs out of gas, I bet the libs will live that!!

    Comment by WMD_Maker | December 19, 2007

  2. Many people talk about the need to reform Islam. Now you can stop talking and start helping.

    With the help of our readers we went through the Koran and removed every verse that we believe did not come from Allah, the Most Merciful, the Most Compassionate. However, it is possible that we missed something, and we could use your help. If you find verses in the reformed version of the Koran that promote violence, divisiveness, religious or gender superiority, bigotry, or discrimination, please let us know the number of the verse and the reason why it should be removed. Please email your suggestions to koran-AT-reformislam.org.

    When we finish editing process, we would like to publish Reform Koran in as many languages as possible. If you could help with translation or distribution of the Reform Koran, please email us at koran-AT-reformislam.org. If you could provide financial support, please visit our support page.

    In Memoriam of Aqsa Parvez

    http://www.reformislam.org/reform.php

    Comment by reformislam | December 19, 2007

  3. Dangit, you beat me to the punch on the “car bomb comes standard” thing (perhaps there’s a footwashing basin in the armrest).

    So you’re hereby tagged.

    http://reversevampyr.blogspot.com/2007/12/ive-been-christmas-tagged.html

    Comment by Reverse_Vampyr | December 19, 2007

  4. Dangit, you beat me to the punch on the “car bomb comes standard” thing

    Maybe a 72-virgin Limited Edition

    Comment by East Coast Libertarian | December 19, 2007

  5. They have actually found that the blood of Jewish women and children is not necessary. They have created an engine that run off the blood of any infidel. This version of the engine is much more efficient and its only by products are fear, intollerance and hatred.

    Two other well know features are the roadside assistance kit which includes a rusty machette for lobbing of the heads of stranded infidels and the AllahSTAR service that is included free for one year on all new models. You can get instructions anywhere in the world on how to properly beat your wives and directions to find the nearest infidels to slaughter at the touch of a crescent shaped button.

    Comment by Concerned Citizen | December 19, 2007

  6. I’m interested in the special “Jihad Edition,” comes complete with the Koran on tape, ready to go explosives and extra shrapnel loaded into the empty spaces… Ready to drive off the lot and blow up that annoying infidel without the inconvenience of finding a jihad service garage or risking blowing off your hand in a “do it yourself” job.

    Comment by arclightzero | December 19, 2007

  7. The Behead Mobile

    Comment by Opinionnation | December 19, 2007

  8. Opinionnation Says:
    December 19, 2007 at 7:11 pm
    The Behead Mobile

    Is that the one they call the “Ragheadtop”?

    Comment by tnjack | December 20, 2007

  9. Hey there “reformislam” here’s an idea: Why not just dump the whole thing, get everyone a Holy Bible and go from there. Problem solved!

    Comment by Lee | December 20, 2007


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