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New Year’s news bytes

I have returned, so suffer, moonbats! Anywho, I’m busier than a tornado in a trailer park, so here are some news bytes with which to begin 2008:

  • Daytona Beach may be getting snow. Geez, I’m 90 minutes north, and I can’t get any of that stuff. Here’s wondering if Daytona is going to get any global “warming” love tonight and tomorrow.

  • Obama has more support from Yale students than does Her Highness, a Yale alum. Then again, college students don’t vote in large enough numbers, so read into that what you will.

  • Schmuckabee’s campaign manager say Mitt Romney has “teeth I want to knock out“, which I do suppose is worlds better than saying “he sure got a purty mouth, don’t he?” (cue Dueling Banjos). That doesn’t seem very Baptist minister-like, now does it?

  • Point to ponder: if 84% of Americans are satisfied with their own personal lives but are worried about other people’s sense of well being, why do polls show that people are worried about the direction of the country? If I’m doing well and so are nearly 9 in 10 of my countrymen, wouldn’t I be worried about nothing?

  • When he’s not busy blaming America for everything under the sun, including the assassination of Benazir Bhutto, Bircheresque crank Ron Paul has a knack of separating fools from their money. Bloomberg.com has a puff piece about Captain Crazy’s fundraising prowess. Color me unimpressed that a dude who manages to raise $20 million can’t get over 7% in the polls. I guess currying favors with Troofers, anti-Semites, neo-Nazis, and other societal vermin can only get you so far.

  • That barking moonbat host of the rarely watched show Hardball has officially jumped across the chasm of reality, not quite clearing it and plummeting to the icy depths of the Insanity River below. Chris Matthews was getting a woody over Her Highness, calling Shrillary “the sweetest, sexiest woman on this side of the planet“. Note to self: get a one-way ticket to the other side of the planet.

January 2, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | Hillary, Huckabee, Obama, Ron Paul, global warming, moonbats, news bytes, polls

5 Comments »

  1. Do you think Chris Matthews is sucking up to be Press Secretary if Shrillary is elected? Wow! Couldn’t Saturday Night Live get some mileage outta that?

    Comment by tnjack | January 3, 2008

  2. Ron Paul wants eliminate the income tax and cut spending. He wants to lower the debt and stop inflation by ending irresponsible printing of money. He’s concerned about the falling dollar.

    Clearly this is insane. Only a maniac believes lower taxes are a good thing. If average Americans had more money to spend, they would waste it on lottery tickets. And debt is normal, if the government didn’t have debt, we couldn’t have bridges to nowhere or wars in countries that dis us.

    He has a six point immigration plan: physically secure the borders, enforce visa rules, oppose amnesty, end welfare for illegal immigrants, end birthright citizenship and pass real immigration reform with rules and waiting periods.

    Madness! If terrorists can’t get in, we might not have another 9/11, and then we might have to declare victory in the War on Terror.

    Ron Paul believes the war in Iraq to be illegal, costly and detrimental to our national security. He believes foreign policy should be conducted through negotiation, trade and communication, not military force.

    But if we weren’t fighting Iraqis in Iraq, we would be fighting them in Duluth. Saddam Hussein had clearly expressed a desire to put troops ashore in Nantucket, and he would have if we hadn’t acted immediately.

    And does Ron Paul really think the founders meant that only Congress has the power to declare war just because it’s in the Constitution?

    And finally Dr. No believes in smaller government and personal freedoms as defined in the Constitution.

    But if government were smaller who would pay for: the K-12 Fishing Mortality Education Program in Orange City, CA, Beaver Management and Control in Mississippi, Mormon Cricket Research in Nevada or Citrus Waste Utilization in Winter Park, FL?

    As for personal freedoms, who needs ‘em? The minute we allow the terrorists to make us stop giving up our civil liberties they’ve won. Wiretapping, waterboarding and war are the three Ws that make America great!

    Comment by Enation | January 3, 2008

  3. I see the Bircheresque blame-America crank’s minions have started the new year off on the wrong side of the bed.

    Comment by crushliberalism | January 3, 2008

  4. I visit the Daytona area 3-4 times each year (my wife’s parents own a condo in Ormond Beach). If’n I ever find myself in North Florida and it starts snowing, methinks I’ll eat my Daytona Cubs cap and turn cartwheels whilst shouting: “Al Gore, Climate Change; Al Gore, Climate Change; Al Gore, Climate Change …!”

    Comment by Joltin' Django | January 3, 2008

  5. And just how’s that workin’ for ya Ron?
    How many points did you earn in the Iowa race?

    Comment by tnjack | January 4, 2008


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