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Neanderthals died due to…you guessed it…global “warming”

The LA Times has an article on how Neanderthals (excluding modern moonbats, who seemed to have staved off extinction) died out due to global “warming”.  Actually, they say it’s because they froze to death, but they used the expression “climate change”, and as everyone knows, “climate change” is the expression du jour that environuts use when they talk about global “warming” in the context of freezing #ss cold weather.

Anywho, from the fishwrap:

Most anthropologists think Europe’s Neanderthals were out-competed to extinction by anatomically modern humans, but new evidence suggests that climate change played a much bigger role in their demise than previously suspected, a Canadian scientist said this week.

A dramatic cold spell in the region between 40,000 and 35,000 years ago sharply reduced the food supply for Neanderthals, rendering their survival problematic, anthropologist Eugene Morin of Trent University in Peterborough, Canada, reported Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences.

The Neanderthals were distant cousins of humans who lived in Europe (based on what I see these days, I’d say they weren’t that distant from Euros! – Ed.) about the same time humans made their first appearance there.

Evidence from studies of deep-sea sediments indicate that temperatures in Europe dropped by nearly 15 degrees Fahrenheit during the period when Neanderthals were flourishing. 

Exit question: if man today is baking/freezing the planet or otherwise causing it to have erratic weather patterns, how does one explain the same erratic weather patterns in prehistoric times when both large human populations and carbon-spewing technological environment wreckers were non-existent?

January 5, 2008 - Posted by | environuts, global warming

8 Comments »

  1. Neanderthals all emitted CO2. They exhaled. And don’t forget about the methane which is the other end of the story.

    I’m sure that down the road we’re all going to be asked to hold our breathes.

    Comment by Steve Rosenbaum | January 5, 2008

  2. I’m betting that Al Gore and technical friends won’t offer their opinions.

    Comment by tnjack | January 5, 2008

  3. If Al Gore eats beans, I wonder if he buys a methane credit.

    Comment by Steve Rosenbaum | January 5, 2008

  4. Sounds like a vast Right-Wing conspiracy to me.

    Comment by TheBad | January 5, 2008

  5. They died because they did not have Al Gore.

    Comment by yojoe | January 5, 2008

  6. Majority of Americans know jack about history so they just jump the bandwagon at whatever the liberal nut jobs are complaining about. They don’t realize that ‘hey, this isn’t the warmest it’s ever been, nor is it the coldest’.

    Comment by JC | January 6, 2008

  7. This is just like 9/11. It’s clear Bush invented a time machine, went back in time and dusted all the Neanderthals so it would make it look like there was previous warming/climate change/cow farting. He did this deflect blame for his clear hatred for the planet earth and his ability in less than 8 years to render an entire planet near death.

    Duh.

    Comment by Jenn | January 6, 2008

  8. Well some libs make the argument that all this CO2 locked up in the earth for millions of years has been suddenly unleashed into the atmosphere over the last 100 years and is causing global warming beyond what normally would happen due to changes in the solar output. However, the scientists haven’t given any evidence what % increase it is, and if it’s truly threatening. Which leads me to believe that this is about wrecking capitalism.

    Comment by Liberal Crusher | January 6, 2008


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