The Hildebeast does some Hispandering in Vegas
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas…even if it’s immigration violation. From the Vegas fishwrap:
Clinton and her busload of traveling press moved from there to the popular local Mexican restaurant Lindo Michoacan, where a “roundtable” that was actually square passed a microphone around to tell her people’s concerns about the mortgage crisis and foreclosures. She took notes and munched on tortilla chips.
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A man shouted through an opening in the wall that his wife was illegal.
“No woman is illegal,” Clinton said, to cheers.
Really? Does that mean that a man can be illegal, then? Well, slap my sculpted derriere and call me Sally! Her Highness may have just cut the criminal immigration population in half right then and there, all by redefining what is and is not “illegal”! And you thought Bubba was the only Clinton who could bastardize the English language?
Additionally, would this dude’s wife get a driver’s license? I mean, Hellary supposedly is opposed to driver’s licenses for illegal immigrants (unless she’s back to being for them again…after all, it has been a while since anyone asked), right? So if a woman can’t be here illegally, does that mean the woman gets a license but the man does not? Friggin’ wonderful…another female driver on the road! RELAX, MY FEMALE VISITORS…THAT WAS A JOKE!
If Obama had a hair on that sack of his, he’d take this soundbite and run with it. If Her Highness wins the Dem nomination, then the Republican would be well served to run with this soundbite, too.
Shrillary & Cuomo: Obama “has not done the kind of spade work”, can’t “shuck and jive”
It’s a good thing that Democrats said this, otherwise the MSM would be all over this like Hillary on a box of Kleenex. Observe:
In a fierce counterattack, Ms. Clinton has tried to prick the ballooning support for Mr. Obama, conceding he is “a truly inspirational speaker” but adding he has “not done the kind of spade work” to back up the promises.
Wow. No outrage from the black community? Anywho, Hillary shill Andrew Cuomo decides to join the “Foot in Mouth” game, too:
”It’s not a TV-crazed race. Frankly you can’t buy your way into it,” Cuomo said. “You can’t shuck and jive at a press conference,” he added. “All those moves you can make with the press don’t work when you’re in someone’s living room.”
Fortunately for Her Highness and Cuomo, Al Sharpton is busy going after a Golf Channel anchor at the moment. If it weren’t for double standards, the left would have no standards at all.
“Artist” ma$turb@tes on paper for new “exhibit”
Dude, I must be in the wrong line of work. If I knew that I could play tug of war with Cyclops and get paid beaucoup bucks for it, I would have…um…still picked the same line of work I’m in because I’m not that depraved. From Newsbusters:
… Please excuse the language here, but here is the Sun’s report…
AN ARTIST has created a new exhibition of drawings by masturbating over paper.
Um, yeah. Hooray for “art.”
This one is just another absurdity hailed as “art” in this day of the artless, pseudo intellectuals of the left. It isn’t the first by any means. Remember the supposed art piece that debuted in 1999 in New York that featured elephant dung glued to a picture of the Mother Mary? And who could forget the 1989 Maplethorpe exhibit or Andres Serrano’s photo of a crucifix in urine?
And, we don’t even have to look for “art” that stirs outrage to see the degradation of the concept of what is art. We have but to look to New York’s Whitney Museum to see the current display of the “works” of Lawrence Weiner and his so-called art of his “text-based structures” which consists of non-sequiturs scribbled on white walls. Yes, that’s the whole thing… just words on a wall with no attempt to tell a story or make any real sense. THAT is called “art.”
So, here is our modern “art” that pointy-heads all across the western world are pulling at the chins over, as they exclaim how “simply mad” they are about all this “art. “
It is simply the death of real artistic expression replaced with empty gestures of kitsch and a reductio ad absurdum of the very concept of art.
Yes, we are inching closer to self-destruction every day.
By all means, let’s continue confiscating the fruits of the producers to fund pure unadulterated garbage. After all, any moron can see the value that sp3rm-soaked paper brings to a civilized society, right? For those of you on the left, the prior sentence was sarcasm.
Wiretapping halted due to…unpaid phone bills?
For those of you who are paranoid enough to think Bu$hitler McRummyburton is spying on your calls, you will be relieved to know that you’ve been given a reprieve. From the AP:
Telephone companies cut off FBI wiretaps used to eavesdrop on suspected criminals because of the bureau’s repeated failures to pay phone bills on time, according to a Justice Department audit released Thursday.
The faulty bookkeeping is part of what the audit, by the Justice Department’s inspector general, described as the FBI’s lax oversight of money used in undercover investigations. Poor supervision of the program also allowed one agent to steal $25,000, the audit said.
More than half of 990 bills to pay for telecommunication surveillance in five unidentified FBI field offices were not paid on time, the report shows. In one office alone, unpaid costs for wiretaps from one phone company totaled $66,000.
And at least once, a wiretap used in a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act investigation — the highly secretive and sensitive cases that allow eavesdropping on suspected terrorists or spies — “was halted due to untimely payment.”
I can see it now: “Muhammed, Ibrahaim said that the explosives are going to be detonated at…(click!)“
According to a DOJ Inspector General audit…:
As part of our audit, we analyzed 990 telecommunication surveillance payments made by 5 field divisions and found that over half of these payments were not made on time. We also found that late payments have resulted in telecommunications carriers actually disconnecting phone lines established to deliver surveillance results to the FBI, resulting in lost evidence including an instance where delivery of intercept information required by a Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) order was halted due to untimely payment.
According to FBI field division officials, the various types of telecommunication charges, coupled with the number of invoices resulting from each surveillance order, make it difficult to identify and track incoming surveillance bills. The FBI also lacks proper guidance and consistent procedures necessary to track telecommunication surveillance bills accurately. Lacking such headquarters-issued procedures, FBI field divisions have instituted separate, ad hoc tracking mechanisms, which had mixed results in paying bills on time. For example, a primary carrier sent a list to one of the field divisions we tested detailing $66,000 in unpaid telecommunication costs resulting from surveillance activity.
When they’re not fouling up border security and enforcement of immigration laws, and when they’re not frisking senior citizens at airport checkpoints while letting those who “look” Arab/Muslim walk right by, DHS and TSA are finding creative ways to showcase their incompetence. Feel safer now? Me neither.
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