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Shrillary: Bubba attacks Obama because he loves me

I probably should have given you a beverage warning before putting up that headline.  Well, here’s your beverage warning now, because Ace strikes:

Here is Hill in her own words:

Clinton was asked on CBS television’s “Face the Nation” whether her husband was “out of control” after he took the Illinois senator, and the media to task, during a foul-tempered week-long campaign.”You know, my husband has such a great commitment to me and to my campaign,” the New York senator said.

“He loves me just like, you know, husbands and wives get out there and work on each others’ behalf.”

She blamed the tensions of the tight battle for the party’s presidential nomination

“Maybe he got a little carried away. You know, that comes with a hard-fought election,” she said.

Now this is the section of the blog where you expect cogent, thoughtful analysis. Perhaps a bit of psychoanalysis even.

Well, my friends, I will not disappoint you. As a trusted political pundit, you can get my in-depth thoughts after the jump.

BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My husband “has such a great commitment to me….” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Can’t Breathe…Laughing to hard*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

“He loves me...”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

“Husbands and wives get out there and work on each others’ behalf….”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh man….you can’t make stuff like this up. She can’t be serious.

Can she?

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Man, that’s rich!

January 28, 2008 Posted by | Bill Clinton, Hillary | 1 Comment

British doctors: We can’t afford to help everyone

In Clintonesque fashion, I guess “universal health care” depends on the meaning of the word “universal”, right?  From the UK:

Doctors are calling for NHS treatment to be withheld from patients who are too old or who lead unhealthy lives.

Smokers, heavy drinkers, the obese and the elderly should be barred from receiving some operations, according to doctors, with most saying the health service cannot afford to provide free care to everyone.

“Screw old people!”  That’s good advice.  I mean, they’re gonna die sometime soon anyway, right?  Why waste valuable time and resources on these wastes of oxygen?  For those of you on the left, the prior sentences were displays of sarcasm.

Yeah, let’s trumpet the virtues of the UK’s socialized medicine.  After all, there’s no reason to think that the same thing would happen here in America if we had socialized medicine, now is there?

January 28, 2008 Posted by | Euros, health care, socialism | 3 Comments

Chelsea Clinton accessible, if you give $ to Mama’s campaign

If only that little girl who wanted to talk to Chelsea but was told to take a hike would have known this, she might have been “honored” with Chelsea’s presence.  Too little, too late, I suppose.  Anywho, from Chels at her old lady’s campaign blog:

I love talking to people who are thinking about supporting my mom — about why I believe in her and why I support her as a young American, a woman, and her daughter!

I also love talking to people who already support my mom’s campaign. Every day, when people tell me they’re voting for my mom, putting their faith in her, using their voice to encourage others to support her and working hard for her, I grow more proud.

I’ve been campaigning with her across the country — and I’m definitely planning on being at the next debate. Would you like to join me?

The campaign is picking an online supporter to watch the January 31 debate in Los Angeles with me and to meet my mom. I know she’ll be thrilled to meet you — she is so grateful for how much every supporter has done for her campaign.

With the biggest day of this campaign in just 12 days, there has never been a more important time to contribute. I hope you’ll help my mom’s campaign prepare for February 5!

Enter before midnight on Saturday, and you might join me at the next presidential debate!

Maybe the little girl should have pretended to be a Chinese dishwasher?  Then again, Shrillary would be expecting a $20k+ donation if that were the case.  Never mind.

January 28, 2008 Posted by | Hillary, shameful | Leave a Comment

Signs

Sometimes, words just aren’t necessary.  Here’s a real road sign in South Carolina:

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If you check out this Mapquest link, follow Hwy 76 northwest from Prosperity, SC, and you’ll find Clinton in the upper left corner of the map. 

January 28, 2008 Posted by | Hillary, humor | 3 Comments

McCain hires open borders advocate for his campaign

For “Hispanic community outreach”, no less.  Heck, I figured his “I’ll pay you $50/hr to pick lettuce” would be a sufficient display of Hispandering, but he decided to take it a step further.

In case you think I’m being facetious with the label “open borders advocate”, here’s the man’s own words:

Dr. Hernandez is on the record, on his own web site no less, favoring the free flow of people between the United States and Mexico. The following quote is set off in large red letters on Hernandez’s web site.

We must not only have a free flow of goods and services, but also start working for a free flow of people.

Hernandez is also on the record advocating a “Mexico first” policy for Mexican-Americans who have been living in the US for generations. The Soros-connected former Mexican cabinet officer is also on the record as seeing the US, Mexico and Canada as a bloc or region within which there shouldn’t be borders. Unless those policies sync with McCain’s, Hernandez does not agree with McCain’s policies. He might be on the senator’s staff for some other reason, but policy agreement isn’t it. Unless, of course, McCain agrees with Hernandez’s policies. And if that’s the case, the voters ought to know about it. 

Johnny Mac is feigning ignorance on this one.  But yeah, go ahead and believe McAmnesty when he says he will “secure the border” first.

January 28, 2008 Posted by | illegal immigration, McCain | 2 Comments

Kennedy to endorse Obama

According to the NYT, Ted Kennedrunk is going to throw his ample weight behind Osamabama.  This should help Obama curry favor with that coveted “drunken murdering Marxist buffoon” segment of the electorate.  Sought for her take on Sen. Pickled Liver’s endorsement, Mary Jo Kopechne was unavailable for comment.

January 28, 2008 Posted by | Kennedrunk, Obama | 2 Comments

   

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