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Liberalism: Why think when you can “feel”?

Headline of the day

BEVERAGE WARNING!  Put down your morning coffee (or, if you’re a Kennedy, your morning Dewars) before reading this headline:

Clinton Says She Can Control Her Husband

Right.  Of course you can.  Why wouldn’t we believe you?  It’s obvious! You’ve done a bang-up job thus far. Why, he’s practically tame.

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January 31, 2008 - Posted by | Bill Clinton, headlines, Hillary

11 Comments »

  1. See title of previous post…

    Comment by Henry | January 31, 2008

  2. It’s just a good thing this wasn’t a headline a month ago or it would’ve won Headline of the Year for 2007! But it’s in the running for 2008 now!
    Thanks for the beverage alert!

    Comment by tnjack | January 31, 2008

  3. She can control him–he hasn’t had an orgasm in her presence in years. (okay–this comment may need to be deleted for being over the top) :)

    Comment by mklasing | January 31, 2008

  4. I’m not deleting anything, Murph! :-D

    Comment by crushliberalism | January 31, 2008

  5. I can just see her controlling the mussies, the economy, and the illegals the same way she contols her husband.

    Comment by WMD_Maker | January 31, 2008

  6. Oh ya she can control her husband

    An ex-president, a mining deal and a big donor
    Huge Kazakh deal follows financier’s trip with Clinton, precedes donation

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22926743

    Comment by WMD_Maker | January 31, 2008

  7. Nice catch, WMD.

    Comment by crushliberalism | January 31, 2008

  8. Dear Crush: Er, she means she can control the direction of Bill’s ejaculation’s better than ‘Money Shot’ Monica could.

    Colonel Neville. colonelrobertneville.blogspot.com

    Comment by Colonel Robert Neville | February 1, 2008

  9. Thanks for the clarification, Colonel! :-D

    Comment by crushliberalism | February 1, 2008

  10. You must be talking about Hiliary–I mean Monica’s x-boyfriend’s wife.

    Comment by Lori C. | February 2, 2008

  11. Yep…same “dude”, Lori! :-D

    Comment by crushliberalism | February 2, 2008


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