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News bytes

Some quick news takes while I finish this assignment that “Th’ Man” gave me!

  • Sick dude gets arrested for boinking a Rottweiler.  That means I’ll be hearing less from one of my moonbat stalkers.
  • CBS News reports that Rove tried to “smear” a Dem governor by charges of infidelity.  However, Johnny Mac hears charges of infidelity, and the NYT is just “reporting” and not “smearing”!  Nope…no liberal media bias!
  • Speaking of Juan McAmnesty, he has played this smear job by the Old Gray Hag very well thus far.  The GOP base, many of whom are underwhelmed by McCain, are now rallying around the guy because of the transparent liberal agenda by the Hag.  Kudos, NYT, for helping McLame figure out a way to get the base behind him.
  • WSJ is reporting that Obama wins 65% of Democrats abroad…or, as we call them, “Euros”!
  • Am I the only one who didn’t know that J-Ho was pregnant, much less gave birth to twins?
  • I have to give the devil her due.  The Hildeb#tch delivered the best line of her debate with Barry O last night with this quip: “Change you can Xerox!”

February 22, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | Hillary, McCain, Obama, bizarre, media bias

6 Comments »

  1. C’mon, we can’t blame the guy for boinking a rottweiler. He lives in Kansas, and as any liberal pundit will tell you, living in the vast, flat heartland of America will drive you to do crazy things.

    Comment by PabloD | February 22, 2008

  2. And as for Shrillary’s “xerox” line, did you notice how the crowd turned on her when she said that? The pack is detecting the scent of weakness; soon they wil turn on the alpha female and devour her.
    Someone posted a YouTube video showing how her closing remarks were ripped from Bubba and Silky Pony speeches. Pot to kettle, pot to kettle…

    Comment by PabloD | February 22, 2008

  3. Color me with the “underwhelmed by McCain” crayon BUT. I think this just helped me decide on a candidate to vote for. I’ll vote for McCain now if for no other reason than to p#ss off the Times for their underhanded actions. They, the NYT, have had all this info and sat on it until now.

    Comment by tnjack | February 22, 2008

  4. “Sick dude gets arrested for boinking a Rottweiler.”

    I am reminded of a line from Family Guy: Blue Harvest. If you’re a fan of either Family Guy or Star Wars, I highly recommend it. Anyway, the son plays Luke Skywalker and his line is:

    “What do you expect me to do? There’s two suns and no women!”

    Comment by TheBad | February 23, 2008

  5. This rottweiler guy reminds me of the Seattle man killed while letting a horse tear apart his colon at a beastiality bordello back in 2005.

    Comment by peak9 | February 23, 2008

  6. Who the heck is J-Lo? ;-)

    Isn’t Britney due for another car wreck?

    Comment by b0b | February 27, 2008


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