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bin Laden threatens Euros over…cartoons?

The religion of perpetual outrage and bloodlust still has its collective turbans in a bunch over the infidels’ Mohammed cartoons.  Osama took time out from his busy schedule being a punk ass bitch hiding in a cave like a coward to issue a threat to the Euros over such an unforgiveable (and, apparently, punishable by death) infraction.  From bin Laden’s mouthpiece, aka al-Reuters:

Al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden threatened the European Union with grave punishment over the re-publication of cartoons of Islam’s Prophet Mohammad that Muslims saw as offensive.

Bin Laden in an audio recording posted on the Internet said that the drawings which were published by Danish and other newspapers were part of a “crusade” in which the Catholic Pope was involved. 

Knowing the reputation of al-Reuters, OBL probably personally gave them a jingle to give ‘em a turbans-up where to find his rant.

Exit question, mainly for the Euros: considering that Euros have kept their candy asses out of Afghanistan and Iraq, thinking that such spinelessness will spare them the wrath of the bloodthirsty camelhumping jihadists, I’ve got to know…how’s that working for you?  Seeing as how you’re now marked for death, apparently it’s not working that well at all for you.  Kinda shoots to hell your theory of “they’re just pissed at America and the UK for being in their territory”, wouldn’t you say?  I mean, it couldn’t possibly be that we were right in recognizing what a bunch of barbaric savages they are and would find any reason possible to want us all dead, could it?

March 19, 2008 - Posted by | dhimmitude, Euros, religion of peace

2 Comments »

  1. Maybe he thought he could even garner some sympathy in the US by targeting Christianity and the pope. After all, Christianity is openly mocked. distrusted and hated by the loudest voices in our media.

    Maybe we need to narrow down Al Quada’s location to a few likely spots and start shipping bags of Cheetos, cases of beer and subscriptions to People magazine. Maybe we can get them over the anger for the cartoons by distracting them with the latest Brittney Spears/Linsday Lohan escapades.

    Comment by Jenn | March 20, 2008

  2. Burying your head in the sand only leaves your ass exposed.

    Comment by jsingood | March 20, 2008


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