Crush Liberalism

Chelsea visits gay bars for photo-op

Poor MSNBC.  They must be scraping the bottom of the barrel on a slow news weekend.  Apparently, the former first daughter was hopping from one gay bar to the next with PA Dem Gov. Rendell for a photo-op.  A lesbian copped a feel of Chels’ derriere, without incident.  If someone can tell me why this is newsworthy, I’m all ears.

And in case someone wants to know “If it’s not newsworthy, then why are you talking about it, Mr. Liberalism?”, I have three replies: (1) Please…call me “Crush”, since Mr. Liberalism is my father (his first name is “Ihave morethantwofunctioningbraincellssoIcouldneversubscribeto”…see why we call him “Mr. Liberalism”?); (2) I am notorious for taking the MSM to task for making non-stories into stories, so I’m just being me; and (3) dude, the story mentions lesbians.  ‘Nuff said.

Memo to MSM: Get. A. Life.

And a memo to the Philly gay community: Having a gay bar named Woody’s should not evoke any howls of feigned outrage when people like me make fun of you.  What, was The Manhole aready trademarked?

April 20, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | gay, Hillary