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Flori-duh! to ban bull’s nad replicas

Just when I thought we had already solved all problems in Florida, I see I was mistaken.

When we’re not busy humiliating ourselves with hanging chads and electile dysfunction, Florida decides to be a trendsetter in the solving the premier problems of the day.  From MSNBC:

They’re proudly displayed by any self-respecting bull, but dangling big metal ones on the back end of a truck could be banned in Florida.

Metal replicas of bull testicles have become trendy bumper ornaments in some parts of the Sunshine State, but state Sen. Carey Baker is campaigning to ban the orbs.

Baker acknowledged that Florida lawmakers have more pressing issues, including huge revenue shortfalls, but said the state needs to draw a line on what’s obscene before more objectionable adornments appear.

State Sen. Steve Geller argued against Baker’s bill.

“I find it shocking that we should be telling people that have the metallic bull testicles … you’re now going to have points on your license for this,” said Geller. …

Maybe the lawmakers are jealous because they lack ‘nads themselves.  Morons.

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April 27, 2008 - Posted by | bizarre, Florida

9 Comments »

  1. I always figured those metal testicle bumper ornaments were a good way of telling who had way too much money and no good idea of how to spend it. But should we ban them? They’re no worse than all the other dumb stuff I see on cars…

    Comment by PabloD | April 27, 2008

  2. Maybe the lawmakers are jealous because they lack ‘nads themselves.

    Exactly!!!!!

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | April 28, 2008

  3. Hey, those Calvin pissing on Osama stickers are offensive! Let ban them!!

    /sarc

    Comment by Henry | April 28, 2008

  4. “Hey, those Calvin pissing on Osama stickers are offensive!”
    Are they any more offensive than Calvin pissing on Ford, Chevy or Dodge emblems?

    Comment by tnjack | April 28, 2008

  5. A more appropriate ban:

    Any SUV or sports car bearing “No Blood For Oil” bumper-sticker. Vehicle should be immediately impounded and owner should be flogged with his/her own shoe.

    Comment by TheBad | April 28, 2008

  6. Perhaps, as a citizen of Florida, my state senate should spend more time making up for the Budget shortfalls befalling our public services, improving our infrastructure and public schools rather than determining weather metal balls hanging off some red necks pickup are offensive or not.

    Comment by Steve | April 28, 2008

  7. I think they are retarded but banning them is just as if not more retarded.

    But what do I know, I’m just a Lib ;-)

    Comment by VinceN | April 28, 2008

  8. Steve – I agree! We have bigger fish to fry than worrying about what people are decorating their vehicles with. People need to stop looking for reasons to be offended.

    Comment by Kanaka Girl | April 28, 2008

  9. Vince, I agree with you on three points:

    1. The ornaments are retarded.
    2. Banning them is retarded.
    3. What the hell do you know, Pinko Boy? :lol:

    Comment by crushliberalism | April 28, 2008


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