PETA sets up “Lobster Empathy Centers”

If I had to guess, I would say that PETA sits around thinking “Say, we haven’t been in the news in a while. What can we do to grab headlines in a way that reduces us to more of a caricature than we already are?” Inevitably, one of the non-bathing @sshats in the room wearing a burlap shirt has his/her/its ephiphany while scarfing down an organic trail mix bar and comes up with ideas like this.

Quips Ace:

The last thought every lobster has as it realizes it’s caught in a trap is “Damnit, and I had such a good thing going on here, too.”

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June 4, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | animal rights wackos, moonbats

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I have lots of empathy for lobsters….especially when they’re dipped in butter.

Comment by Kanaka Girl | June 4, 2008
Poor little lobsters (crack, crunch). Mmmmmmmmm, yummy! More butter!

Comment by david drake | June 4, 2008
would PETA fit into this catagory which you call “moonbats”?

Comment by andrew | June 9, 2008
A lobster is more intellegent then any of those PETA jerks

Comment by Birdzilla | September 21, 2008
lobster its whats for dinner wheather you be rich or poor

Comment by SPURWING PLOVER | April 5, 2011

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