Night and Day, and back to Night…plus a new “global test”
The Obamaliar on whether Osama bin Laden warrants the death penalty, in 2007:
Obama, who has expressed reservations about capital punishment but does not oppose it, said he would support the death penalty for Osama bin Laden, the mastermind of the Sept. 11 attacks.
“The first thing I’d support is his capture, which is something this administration has proved incapable of achieving,” Obama said. “I would then, as president, order a trial that observed international standards of due process. At that point, do I think that somebody who killed 3,000 Americans qualifies as someone who has perpetrated heinous crimes, and would qualify for the death penalty. Then yes.”
Barry O about three weeks ago:
What would be important would be for us to do it in a way that allows the entire world to understand the murderous acts that he’s engaged in and not to make him into a martyr, and to assure that the United States government is abiding by basic conventions that would strengthen our hand in the broader battle against terrorism.
And finally, the Obamination today:
If he was captured alive, then we would make a decision to bring the full weight of not only US justice but world justice down on him. And, uh, I think that I’ve said this before (yeah, but you said the opposite a couple of weeks ago, oh Grand Change Bringer! – Ed.), that I am not a cheerleader for the death penalty … I think it has to be reserved for only the most heinous crimes, but I certainly think that plotting and engineering the death of 3,000 Americans justifies such an approach.
“Excuse me, barista? I would like to order a tall latté-freaking-dah!”
First of all, is US justice insufficient, to the point that we need to pass Kerry’s global test of “world justice”? I mean, that little gem pretty much negates the rest of his point, since the much of the world (especially the Euros he wants us to emulate) has abolished the death penalty. So how, pray tell, do we implement this apparently coveted ”world justice” if we off him with capital punishment?
This moron reminds me of summer weather patterns here in Jacksonville, FL: if you don’t like it, just wait 15 minutes and you’re bound to get something different.
Ambulance chaser sues newspaper for budget and staff cutbacks
From Raleigh, NC:
A News & Observer subscriber is suing the newspaper for cutting staff and the size of the paper.
Keith Hempstead, a Durham lawyer, filed the suit last month in Wake Superior Court. He says he renewed his subscription in May just before the paper announced on June 16 the layoffs of 70 staff members and cuts in news pages.
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“I hate to see what companies that run newspapers are doing to the product,” Hempstead said. “The idea that taking the most important product and reducing the amount of news and getting rid of staff to me seems pointless to how you should run a newspaper business.”
And what, pray tell, does this moron know about running a business? Little did I know that it was a violation of one’s civil rights for a business to trim its expenses in order to stay afloat. I learn something new every day.
The editor of the paper has a funny retort:
John Drescher, executive editor of The News & Observer, said he’s glad that Hempstead is a loyal reader and that the N&O has meant so much to him.
“We’ve had some really good papers recently, and they’re worth more than the 36 cents a day that Mr. Hempstead is paying us,” Drescher said.
“In fact, he owes me money,” Drescher continued. “So when he gets a lawyer, he can work with my lawyer and figure out how much he’s going to pay me for the excellent coverage he’s been getting recently.“
Heh.
Man sues church for putting the Spirit in him
Maybe he can join that Obama blogger and sue God while he’s at it. From Knoxville:
KNOXVILLE — A man says he was so consumed by the spirit of God that he fell and hit his head while at a Knoxville church.
Now he wants Lakewind Church to pay $2.5 million for medical bills, lost income, and pain and suffering he says he’s endured from his injuries.
Matt Lincoln, who is 57, says he decided to sue the church after its insurance company denied his claim for medical bills.
Lincoln has had two surgeries since the June 2007 incident but says he still feels pain in his back and his legs.
The Sevier County man says he was asking God to have “a real experience” while praying at church.
He says he has fallen from the force of the spirit before but has always been caught by someone.
Lawyers for the church say other congregants saw him on the floor laughing after his fall. They say he failed to look out for his own safety.
Apparently, he was so “spirit-filled” that he completely bypassed that section in the Bible on greed.
Queer sues Bible publisher for accurately publishing Scripture
While I’m on my “gay-bashing” (to use a leftist term) kick today, how about this ludicrous story from Mount Virus?
The warped, whiny, politically correct victim culture has reached a new milestone of insanity:
A homosexual man who has a blog on Sen. Barack Obama’s campaign website is suing two major Christian publishers for violating his constitutional rights (which “rights”? – Ed.) and causing emotional pain, because the Bible versions they publish refer to homosexuality as a sin.
Bradley LaShawn Fowler, 39, of Canton, Mich., is seeking $60 million from Zondervan and another $10 million from Thomas Nelson Publishing in lawsuits filed in U.S. District Court for the Eastern District of Michigan, the Grand Rapids Press reported.
I’m sure if he goes judge-shopping long enough, Mr. Fowler the Barack Obama blogger may even find one who agrees with him that scholarly translations of sacred texts should be obliterated if they cause offense. News flash: The Holy Scriptures and the Christ they tell us about are an offense and a stumbling block to people everywhere determined to live their own way – including Mr. Fowler’s hubris to think that he has unveiled a biblical interpretation that has eluded scholars for centuries. …
The dude blogs on the Obamessiah’s campaign website. Wait, lemme guess: “This isn’t the hypersensitive atheist nutbar queer I knew!”
Exit question: according to this flit boy’s logic, shouldn’t God be a defendant? Yeah, good luck with that.
Brit queers: Hey, trimming those bushes will cramp our efforts at illegal outdoor sodomy!
Considering the British government routinely grabs its ankles for the worshipers of “The Religion of Perpetual Outrage”, I imagine they’ll fold like a French soldier on this matter, too. From Double Plus Undead:
From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department:
Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.
But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was “discriminating” to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.
Work on the beauty spot has been temporarily delayed while talks with gay rights groups take place to try and break the deadlock.
According to the article, yes, screwing in the bushes is illegal, but they’re having this ridiculous debate anyway. I mean, it’s not like there aren’t any hotels in the Bristol area. I’m sure they’d be happy to have these “gentlemen” as paying guests, but yeah, cutting back overgrown bushes where people congregate to have illegal public sex is discrimination. I’d say “Get a room,” if I wasn’t afraid of a Hate Crime lawsuit.
Oh, come on, Englandistan! I mean, just where are a couple of limpwrists supposed to ride the Hershey Highway…indoors? That’s just crazy talk!
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