Brit queers: Hey, trimming those bushes will cramp our efforts at illegal outdoor sodomy!
Considering the British government routinely grabs its ankles for the worshipers of “The Religion of Perpetual Outrage”, I imagine they’ll fold like a French soldier on this matter, too. From Double Plus Undead:
From the “You Can’t Make This Stuff Up” department:
Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.
But its own gay rights group has opposed the move, claiming that cutting back the bushes was “discriminating” to homosexual men who used the area for late night outdoor sex known as dogging.
Work on the beauty spot has been temporarily delayed while talks with gay rights groups take place to try and break the deadlock.
According to the article, yes, screwing in the bushes is illegal, but they’re having this ridiculous debate anyway. I mean, it’s not like there aren’t any hotels in the Bristol area. I’m sure they’d be happy to have these “gentlemen” as paying guests, but yeah, cutting back overgrown bushes where people congregate to have illegal public sex is discrimination. I’d say “Get a room,” if I wasn’t afraid of a Hate Crime lawsuit.
Oh, come on, Englandistan! I mean, just where are a couple of limpwrists supposed to ride the Hershey Highway…indoors? That’s just crazy talk!
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“Bristol City Council wants to prune bushes and remove cover from an area known as the Downs to improve the landscape and encourage rare wildlife.”
This should be interesting, because I’d imagine the “plant rights” people whould want to have their voice in the decision as well.
Comment by Steve | July 11, 2008
OK, here’s what we do. First we tell the radical Muslims that men are buggering each other in the park. Then we tell the PETA-types that the Muslims are going to sacrifice a goat in the park. Then we tell the gays that the PETA-types are… well… maybe they’re mad about all the cows killed to make the a$$less leather chaps (work with me here, people).
Somebody make the popcorn; I’ll run down to the store for margarita mix.
Comment by PabloD | July 11, 2008
Always look to the immortal words of Peter Griffin.
Comment by TheBad | July 11, 2008