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Satire alert: New Obama biography

Absolutely hilarious way to start the week off, courtesy of The People’s Cube.  From the upcoming biography “The Audacity of the Dope”, here’s the opening excerpt:

CHAPTER 1 – THE BEGINNING OF THE START

Barack Obama was born Steven Urkel in a log cabin near Springfield, Illinois. His father was a militant piano tuner from one of those African countries where they change the national boundaries every other week. His mother was a loan officer at the Oppressed Proletariat Bank and Trust Company where she spent her days rejecting loans to people who had little more to cling to than God and guns. As a communist, she hated that her job forced her to oppress the poor and disenfranchised; but, also as a communist, she loved power and control so she threw herself into her work with alacrity. His father, not finding a large number of militant pianos in the American Great Plains, left the fledgling family for places with more bellicose musical tastes, leaving young Steven and his mom to fight capitalism alone. 

Please do yourself a favor and read the whole thing.  While stand-up comics may have a hard time finding something to laugh about with regards of the Obamessiah, we here at Crush Liberalism have no humor-impairedness at all.

Courtesy of The People’s Cube

July 21, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | Obama, satire