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Hilarious column on the Obamessiah

If you are not humor-impaired, you absolutely must read this column by Gerard Baker of the UK Times.  It mocks the whole “Obamessiah” complex that the left swears doesn’t exist (but normal people know otherwise).  Here’s the opening excerpt:

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.
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And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times. …

Seriously, this will bring a smile to your face!

July 25, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama