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HuffPo kooks: Georgia started war with Russia…to help McCain!

Sometimes, there just isn’t the right combination of words to describe the sheer #sshattery of the moonbats.  From the HuffPo kook site:

In classic “Wag The Dog” scenario there is a neat little war brewing between American and Russian proxies, and real Russian troops, in the Caucacus Mountains on the Russian border.

It couldn’t come at a better time for the Republicans.

McCain gets to act and talk tough against the Russians, while Obama is on vacation in Hawaii, issuing “can’t we all get along statements.”

It perfectly augments Republican campaign points: Obama is not ready. He is not tough, experienced enough to deal with a dangerous world.

McCain knows he can’t win the election on Iraq or Iran or the economy. Republicans need a real boogeyman —-the Russian bear —- armed with nuclear weapons —- to really scare the bijous out of the American voters.

I’m sure Juanny Mac gave a ring-a-ding to Georgia and hit ‘em like this:

McCain:  Say, would you do me a big favor?

Georgia:  What did you have in mind?

McCain: Well, there’s an election this year, and it’s pretty tight right now.  I was wondering, would you mind persuading the Russkies to come into your country, bomb you back to the Stone Age, slaughter scores of your countrymen and wreak havoc on your infrastructure?

Georgia:  What in the blue hell would we do that for?

McCain:  ‘Cuz it would help me get elected?

Georgia: Oh, well why didn’t you say so?  Clearly, your ascension to the Oval Office is one of the top concerns of our country, and if it means we have to go on a suicide mission to make it happen, then that’s a sacrifice we’re willing to make.  Consider it done.

Moonbatz iz dumm! 

August 11, 2008 - Posted by crushliberalism | moonbats