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Humor of the day

November 3, 2011 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 5 Comments

Bumper sticker of the year

Thanks to Kanaka Girl for sending this my way:

January 6, 2011 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 3 Comments

Columnist: Vote for Republicans, because while they do suck, they suck much less than Democrats

Relax, folks.  This is friggin’ hilarious!  Read Frank Fleming’s column, which leads one to the conclusion that he gets royalties every time he uses the word “suck”!    Hilarious excerpt:

AMERICANS: “So, the economy is pretty bad and there’s high employment. You think you can do something about that?”

DEMOCRATS AND OBAMA: “We can spend a trillion dollars we don’t have on pork and stuff.”

AMERICANS: “No … that’s not what we want. We’d really like you not to do that.”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re stupid. We’re doing it anyway.”

AMERICANS: “That’s not going to help us get jobs!”

DEMOCRATS: “Sure it will; millions of them … though they may be invisible. You’ll have to trust us they exist. And guess what else we’ll do: We’ll create a giant new government program to take over health care.”

AMERICANS: “That has nothing to do with jobs!”

DEMOCRATS: “We don’t care about that anymore. We really want a giant new health care program. We’re sure you’ll love it.”

AMERICANS: “Don’t pass that bill. You hear me? Absolutely do not pass that bill.”

DEMOCRATS: “Believe me; you’ll love it. It has … well, I don’t know what exactly is in the bill, but we’re sure it’s great.”

AMERICANS: “Listen to me: DO. NOT. PASS. THAT. BILL.”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re not the boss of me! We’re doing it anyway!”

AMERICANS: “Look what you did! Now the economy is way worse, we’re even deeper in debt, and we have a bunch of new laws we don’t want!”

DEMOCRATS: “You’re racist.”

AMERICANS: “Wha … How is that racist?”

DEMOCRATS: “Now you’re getting violent! Stop being violent and racist, you ignorant hillbillies! And remember to vote Democrat in November.”

Read his column, or you suck. 

October 20, 2010 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 1 Comment

Obama Bumper Sticker Removal kit

Did you drink the socialist Kool-Aid?  Not exactly the brand of totalitarianism you bargained for?  Well, now there’s “hope”!  

July 18, 2010 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 6 Comments

Cartoon of President Kick#ss

Heh.  Gotta love Michael Ramirez!

June 10, 2010 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 3 Comments

Eloquent, intelligent president botches basic math

Fuzzy math sure does kick Dubya’s behind, doesn’t it?

Did I say “Dubya”?  My bad:

The plan was divided into three parts. One-third of the money has gone to tax relief for families and small businesses. One-third of the money is cutting people’s taxes. For Americans struggling to pay rising bills with shrinking wages, we kept a campaign promise to put a middle-class tax cut in the pockets of 95 percent of working families — (applause) — a tax cut that began showing up in paychecks of 4.8 million Indiana households about three months ago.

We also cut taxes for small businesses on the investments that they make. And more than 425 small businesses in Indiana have received SBA loans through the recovery package. So that’s — one-third of the money was tax cuts.

Another third of the money in the Recovery Act has been for emergency relief that is helping folks who’ve borne the brunt of this recession. For Americans who were laid off, we expanded unemployment benefits –- and that’s already made a difference for 12 million Americans, including 220,000 folks right here in Indiana. We’re making health insurance 65 percent cheaper for families relying on COBRA while looking for work. Some of you know people who lost their jobs, were worried about losing their health care, couldn’t afford COBRA — we were able to reduce their costs by 65 percent so they could keep their health care while they looking for jobs.

And for states facing historic budget shortfalls, we provided assistance that has saved the jobs of tens of thousands of teachers and public — and police officers and other public servants so that you wouldn’t see the recession get even worse.

So that’s the second half. First half, tax relief. Second half, support for individuals, small businesses, and states that had fallen on hard times.

The last third of the Recovery Act — and that’s what we’re going to talk about here today — is for investments that are not only putting people back to work in the short term, but laying a new foundation for growth and prosperity in the long run.

Now I did go to FSU, so cut me a little slack here, but if my math skills acquired there haven’t failed me, then we’re talking about four-thirds and two halves.  Boy, it sure is a good thing we don’t have that idiot Bush in the White House to flub basic math, huh?

With these kind of math skills, it’s little wonder that B.O. doesn’t think his socialist policies will bankrupt America.

August 7, 2009 Posted by crushliberalism | humor, Obama | 3 Comments